Aobarkelson

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Aobarkelson

@aobarkelson

Gen X small city resident. My wife thinks I'm handsome. First rate Reply Guy, but a mediocre poster.

Western WI Katılım Mart 2022

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Sugarpuss O'Shea@SugarpussOShea1·9h

The great #BarbaraStanwyck, #BOTD Extraordinarily versatile. Could (and did) play anything: drama, comedy, westerns, screwball, pre-Code melodrama, noir, soap opera, without ever giving a lazy or fake performance. Always straight to the heart of the character, even if that heart was black as pitch. You may have noticed that she’s my Queen,

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·9h

@tafphorisms Before she went completely nuts, Amanda Bynes was a really good comedic actress.

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taf 🝮@tafphorisms·1d

I watched “She’s the Man” and WOW Shakespeare was a good writer. The movie is a loose adaptation of Twelfth Night with terrible acting that somehow still manages to be a solid 7/10 on the strength of its source material + David Cross

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·9h

@mentally_eel

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james eel.@mentally_eel·1d

Okay so the fake The Zombies that became ZZ Top are another example of this. So there must be more.

𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 💀@DeadsoundApp

This is incredible. It’s wild enough that Little Richard hired a Little Richard imposter, but the kicker when you find out who it was… reader, I almost drove off the road. [Source: episode 34 of “History of Rock in 500 Songs” podcast]

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·9h

@thedimitri Fish heads and rice didn't miss her.

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Dimitri@thedimitri·15h

She's been eating well

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚@metgalacrave

Alysa Liu attends the 2026 ESPY Awards.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·9h

@1_800_4_probs

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Mr Self Distract@1_800_4_probs·13h

I don't know if you guys know this but there are some fuckin' weirdos on this site.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·9h

@redheadranting This, but light blue.

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Redhead Ranting™@redheadranting·13h

Show me your first car. This was mine.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·14h

@Rob_ThaBuilder @krassenstein It's a local tradition.

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The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦@Rob_ThaBuilder·17h

@krassenstein Lmao are you fucking kidding? Thats so weak bro. This was fucking badass.

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Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·18h

The US Air Force’s Blue Angels buzzed over Pensacola, Florida nearly hitting beachgoers, causing umbrellas and chairs to fly, hitting people. This is what happens when you have a president and secretary of war, who don’t punish those who break the rules.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·14h

@overtintrospect @ingelramdecoucy Ensures sweet dreams rather than nightmares.

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SacredLorekeeper@overtintrospect·15h

@ingelramdecoucy “lil bump after bed” folk are proper gentlemen.

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Enguerrand VII de Coucy@ingelramdecoucy·15h

I’ve decided to become a “glass of port before bed” person, ascending to a higher level of classiness. Not just port either, mixing it up with a glass of Madeira and even a sherry from time to time

Enguerrand VII de Coucy@ingelramdecoucy

Made the mistake of buying a 10 year aged port instead of a 20 year aged port today, looking to save a few bucks. Never doing that again, this is swill

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·15h

@spir_gnob247 "Off the record, on the Q.T., and very Hush-Hush."

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Vigo_the_Carpanthian53@spir_gnob247·17h

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·15h

@ReviewsPossum They weren't popular with girls, but they had prominent female "representation", and were better for it-with the exception being Transformers, which featured characters lacking any chromosomes or naughty bits whatsoever.

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Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·1d

All of your examples are from before I was born.

Tammy Tutone@TammyTutone

@upstatefederlst … because GI Joe, Transformers, Masters of the Universe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Hot Wheels are so unisex, right?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·16h

They dodged the one vice more deadly to musicians than heroic levels of booze and drugs: As far as I know, none of them are amateur airplane pilots.

Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports

What odds could you have gotten in 1986 that everybody in Mötley Crüe would still be alive in 2026?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·18h

@roadgrimes @VanessaChaseOG Indeed.

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Tone Police OPPOSITION TO GENOCIDE@roadgrimes·18h

@aobarkelson @VanessaChaseOG Im sure youve heard the Carlin bit

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Vanessa@VanessaChaseOG·1d

How will you vote in the upcoming midterms? I’m not even sure what to do with this mess. Convince me?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

"Am I having a heart attack or do I just need to fart?" "Is this random new pain just part of getting old, or is something really fucked up?" My doctor: "This is what a normal(blank)looks like; this is what your's looks like."

meme bastard 🍕@mask_bastard

What is the worst thing about getting older?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

@pegobry_en Upper body strength holds up ok, but that's about it.

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Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry@pegobry_en·21h

If you stop working out for more than a week, the fall-off is immediate and so steep and the grind just to dig yourself out of the hole is horrible.

meme bastard 🍕@mask_bastard

What is the worst thing about getting older?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

@FellerYeller Chubby chaser with a pajama fetish?

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Yeller Lizard 🦎🌴🐊🦩@FellerYeller·21h

I'm too horny to go to Walmart.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

@Wisconsin_fam Add me to the 3.5 pile. He ain't perfect, but he's good enough I wouldn't want to try Brand X. The Packers' offensive issues start and end with the dogshit o-line.

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Wisconsin Family@Wisconsin_fam·21h

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Packers fans, be honest How many stars out of 5 are you giving Jordan Love right now? Drop your rating below 👇 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

My polling place these days is a rehab center, which seems about right.

Vanessa@VanessaChaseOG

How will you vote in the upcoming midterms? I’m not even sure what to do with this mess. Convince me?

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·19h

@roadgrimes @VanessaChaseOG Might as well be a jerk off booth at an "adult book store".

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Tone Police OPPOSITION TO GENOCIDE@roadgrimes·1d

@VanessaChaseOG Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to santa

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·20h

@spir_gnob247 The emo stuff has devolved to be even more twee and annoying.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·20h

@spir_gnob247 I know; I'm 51, so anything post 2006 or so still seems new to me. It doesn't help that butt rock hasn't changed at all, but for the fact that every production involves auto tune and beat doctor.

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Aobarkelson@aobarkelson·1d

This is all shitty new music.

Vigo_the_Carpanthian53@spir_gnob247

I feel sooooo much older after having watched this.

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@tafphorisms @mentally_eel @thedimitri @1_800_4_probs @redheadranting @Rob_ThaBuilder @krassenstein @overtintrospect