Humongous Ape MP

Peeps at Locust Review will be shipping out copies of Issue 13 in the next week or so, with stuff By Me in it. In the meantime read this or else. locustreview.com/editorial/luck…

The weird promo tapes *are* Boards of Canada and it *has* to be for a new album. youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?si…

New BoC music. I approve.

The far-right's fundamental weakness is that they reached for English nationalism sometime after 2008. English nationalism is a minority passtime in England itself, let alone the Celtic nations.

The direction of UK politics hinges on the Senedd elections next month (this graphic indicates the top party in each Senedd constituency). If the fash don't get Wales now they won't get Westminster in 2029.

Based.

Constitutional politics used to be a way to air public issues and solve problems but, because it's now entertainment for Old People...

Woozle wuzzle.

@thelefttake @Mudkipstoat23 WPB and YP could become an Uncles Battle. Your Homophobic Uncle versus Your Liberal Uncle.

What a strange bunch the “Workers Party of Britain” are.

@mypalfootfoot7 Get a 'methinks' and a 'ZanuLieBore' and you've got full house.

Soros chat reappearing on the timeline like it’s 2010 or something

Zarah Sultana MP invokes parliamentary privilege to inform the British public about reporting by The Grayzone on the corrupt trial of six Palestine Action activists Sultana stated that if convicted, the defendants "will be sentenced as terrorists, but the jury will not be told that” “They could convict them on criminal damage charges with no idea that terrorism sentences will follow," she continued. "Not a single terrorism charge has been brought forward. The proscription has been ruled unlawful and the defendants themselves have been banned from telling the jury that they acted to stop genocide under threat of contempt charges”

Rupert's lost in a reich of his own.

@Plantyathome @mypalfootfoot7 @LekhtNaya Noticing Things makes you Hitler. Those are the rules.

@mypalfootfoot7 @LekhtNaya We're supposed to stop noticing

"My friend." This is how our government greets those accused of war crimes. This is not diplomacy. It's debasement.

You're being too oblique. Please, Donald, build a statue of a golden calf.

- Abolish speed limits for the over-50s.

@ejhchess @GeorgeAACX @ZackPolanski Sooner or later, @ZackPolanski, you will need to address the more controversial views of the greens. You can't run and hide behind silly Mandelson photographs forever, especially if you want to be PM. The voters have concerns and you fail to discuss them.

@GeorgeAACX @ZackPolanski This is one of those tweets that sounds much better read out in a funny voice

Sooner or later, @ZackPolanski, you will need to address the more controversial views of the greens. You can't run and hide behind silly Mandelson photographs forever, especially if you want to be PM. The voters have concerns and you fail to discuss them.

Fucks couch -> couch dumps him.

This is probably good but I bet the opposition is led by some guy called Adolfo Hitlacs.

Alan Sugar *will* be interned by the coming People's Republic. But he will also still be allowed to tweet.