Lucille

Lucille Iris Universal Bio: docs.google.com/document/d/1AG…

Jordyn Navarro Universal Bio: docs.google.com/document/d/16n…

sugar in the gas tank, tar on top of wings

events of the small and gooey series we’re all entangled in. you’ll all just have to sit and hear me yap all fucking night. buckle up, buddy. i’ll bet you beck isn’t even brave enough to show up. hey, my FUMII stocks are going to pay off though so not all hope is lost on me.

not being able to give the REIGNING QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND ALL ACCOMPANYING TERRITORIES A MATCH ON YOUR SHOW IN 2026 IS FUCKING CRAZY, NO????? but no matter, because i’ll show up anyway. i’ll GLADLY march right down to the ring, hold up my title, and go over the previous-

beck is an absolute fraud and i did, in fact, prove that. i also proved that i’m the ONLY true fighting champion in the company right now. my words have continuously been backed up by my actions and this pancake-based saga is no different i guess you can call me the captain, now

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night Three Card docs.google.com/document/d/1uZ…

"The Point of No Return": Dasha Thane Character Development docs.google.com/document/d/1Aq…

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night Two docs.google.com/document/d/1Hr…

Valerie Verstappen Universal Bio: docs.google.com/document/d/12I…

@AnaKicks you’re no saint

Creepy little fucks (respectful).

you’d be the first. … ever? don’t get too comfortable though, i’d snap your neck in an instant and wouldn’t look back for a second.

oh i’m watching alright 👁️👁️

night two looms closer & closer, and i will absolutely take pride in stomping beck ness out like an annoying gnat. she’s no captain in my books, nor is she a competent competitor. her getting a title match JUST because she effectively/seemingly retired uncle dasha is crazy.

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night Two Card docs.google.com/document/d/1iL…

loveless

@BambiBleeds oh i’ll fend them off alright … yeah i’ll definitely “fight” for “my life”

@apoisonediris good news is that some spots are now available for this year's trip.

Went on a girl's only vaycay in a complex cave system where I had to fend off a bunch of blind cave monsters for about seven months, but I'm okay now.

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬" Kimberley Stark 🔗: kimberleystark.carrd.co 🎧: Whenever, Wherever

who am i kidding, i’m beyond therapy

i’ll have you know that it took years of psychoanalytical therapy for me to get over that addictio- … i mean no, you