Amanda

This is the first time in my life that I finally feel at peace with the amount of socks I have.

I caught a wasp on the train inside my leftover guac container and girl next to me called me brave

just tried to make a phone call in the calculator app for 10 seconds too long

I filed a man’s nails at the pub last night

chasing my cat around the house singing let me love you by Mario

I’ve never owned a pair of socks that have truly satisfied me

You ever sleep in the letter L shape?

Sometimes, try to listen to why someone’s day is horrible instead of telling them how much more horrible yours is. Even if it is.

@bbraysamanthaa Oh my god 😰

Caused an absolute SCENE fleeing from a massive bathroom spider at work this morn. Just keep replaying: me whipping the door open and tripping into the hallway. Good times

Think my doctor might have a Twitch channel or something idk

Been doing some bits on @OscarBlue_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@OscarBlue_ cuz I’m down with the kids. Check em out

Sometimes 6 oven nuggets is all u need to feel in control

I approached him: turns out he stepped in dog shit and made the bold decision to complete the rest of his journey shoeless lolll

Someone just walked onto the tube with only socks on. No shoes. Just white ass socks. The cleanest white ass socks I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop questioning it wtf is going on bro where r ur shoes tell me

Tour night one, London town you’re up first ❤️ Less than 30 tix left on the door tonight at the @OsloHackney. Make sure to get down early for the beautiful @annamieke_. We’re so excited to have her on this run with us.

trying rly hard to be less judgemental but this fucking guy wearing his sunglasses on the BACK of his shirt collar is making it really hard

currently chewing a piece of gum that’s been floating around in my backpack since pre pandemic; now’s ur time 2 shine lil buddy

thinking about turning off autocorrect and becoming completely unhinged

Please can someone explain to me how. It’s only. Tuesday.