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Southern prosecutor: I call into question the defendant's sexual viability. May the defendant remooove his trousers? My yankee attorney: Objection, your honor, relevance. Southern judge: [eyeing me up] Overruuuled. Take 'em off, boy.

"who are you rooting for in the stanley cup final?" girl a meteor

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 26,1946

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I. 1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

when the lil babu frik said "it got me" when the wolf dog took him!!!

If I take too long to respond to my friend Ryan he starts texting me like this

This is just how twitter and email search works now

This happened to me on the way to a job interview and it taught me a valuable lesson.

PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

Moments of expressive affection and intimacy even among traumatized characters have always been key in star wars too. Hell, the most iconic image of the show is Din first extending that finger to Grogu

After Grogu spends 15 mins saving Din we could have seen him be overcome with pride and excitement, embrace his son, remark on how much he's grown. Instead he stands 10 ft away and only says the "young protect the old" line from the trailer and "this is the way 😐"

BIG PIPE HUH