Coach Westcott

I don’t care what team game we play, headers & volleys, 2 touch, cards or Rock Paper Scissors. If we lose and your response is “it’s just a game” I will never take you seriously or play with you ever again.!

🚨 Rio Ferdinand: “People hype Raya, I just laugh. I watched De Gea stop a Suarez point-blank volley. That’s not goalkeeping, that’s sorcery. Reflexes, positioning, madness. Put De Gea in Arsenal & he’s collecting Ballon d’Or votes, not sympathy tweets.”

Mentally, I’m still here

Most humiliating goals I've ever seen in football.

Goals in major competition finals Me - 0 You - 0 Bukayo Saka - 0

Neymar is better than all of you. End of discussion. 🤫

Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke tearing up the Camp Nou 😍

Remembering when Tyrone Mings thought he was him against Man United and tried to fuck with Zlatan. Spoiler - he wasn’t him.

🗣️ Deco: “Ronaldinho was more talented than Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo." 🗣️ Diego Maradona: “He is one of the greatest players I have ever seen.” 🗣️ Zinedine Zidane: “Ronaldinho is total class – a very, very great player. ” 🗣️ Neymar: "No-one can compare to Ronaldinho." 🗣️ Arsène Wenger: “Ronaldinho could create something out of nothing. He had imagination that very few players possess.” 🗣️ Fabio Capello: “Ronaldinho was a player who could decide a game by himself.” 🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: “When Ronaldinho had the ball, you had to expect the unexpected.” 🗣️ Iker Casillas: “Ronaldinho was one of those players you enjoyed watching even if he was playing against you.” 🗣️ Sergio Ramos: “Ronaldinho was magic. When he played, football became art.” 🗣️ Frank Rijkaard: “Ronaldinho had the ability to make the impossible look easy.” 🗣️ Pep Guardiola: “Ronaldinho changed the history of Barcelona.”

These lot were having a jolly up on the pitch while the rest of us were scrambling fighting for our lives🤣🤣

🇫🇮 After helping secure promotion to the Eredivisie this week, ADO Den Haag centre-back Diogo Tomas gave one of the all-time interviews. ✅ Smoking ✅ Swearing ✅ Referring to himself in the third person. 🗣️ "I AM WHO I AM."

Ola Aina dared his younger brother to score a hattrick and he would get £1.5M and the young man scored a FIRST HALF hattrick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dan Burn trying to get close to Barcelona’s attack. FreeBets.World 🔞

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OLD CLASSIC🤯

This 100% happened 🤣🤣🤣

Wayne Rooney could’ve been a top defender if he wanted. Tackling like a centre-back, scoring like a striker. One of the most complete players football has ever seen. 🔥⚽️

Max Dowman walking into assembly on Monday morning

An amazing achievement to work so hard for years and get to play against this iconic club, so feeling that way is totally understandable, however!!!! You do not say this out loud until you’ve retired.!!!

Donnarumma needs to be Investigated. Just touch ball with your hands

Michael Olise is capable of turning his opponents into training cones… 😮‍💨