Andy Appleton

Dusting off my account to say that it's new job time - very happy to say I joined @poolsideai on Monday! 🏖️🦩

@mercuryweather is there any chance of getting this complication style made available in the top corner of the utility face please?

@ChrisSinjo Alpine Lexus

@itchymutt In the uk you can go “out” (for a nice evening) or you can go “out out” (on huge bender)

is there any other industry besides tech where words are repeated to mean something nuanced? eg, new-new, done-done, bazinga-bazinga.

@ClimbingNarc I ended up delivering mine by hand when I was passing the London office ~10 months after leaving 🤷‍♂️

Do I need to agree to watch a certain amount of Salesforce+ before they’ll actually send a box for my laptop I stopped needing 3+ months ago?

@simpsoka @vercel That’s so rad, congratulations Kathy!!

Very excited to be joining the team at @vercel in a few weeks! This is a team I’ve admired from afar and I’m so thrilled that I get to work with them to build the best experience for developers. 👩‍💻

@destroywerk Love that story about The Fall in the middle “they’ve been robbed!”

My 2-year-old daughter's favorite stuffed animal, "Meow-Meow," is a critical service in my house, so I run a highly available three-node Meow-Meow cluster. Here's how it works: 1. Three observer processes monitor the current Meow-Meow leader (wife, oldest daughter, and me)

@ChrisSinjo @planetscaledata Oh damn, congratulations!

@konnaire @ChrisSinjo He’ll get there, he just doesn’t know it yet twitter.com/ChrisSinjo/sta…

@howells You’ve shown weakness. I grew up on a dairy farm and can tell you that your only recourse now is to find the biggest one and punch it.

I just had to google this after a situation this morning. (I absolutely legged it, humiliating.)

@bigkevmcd @dmathieu I find myself advocating for a direwolf-like thing surprisingly often

@dmathieu The folks who care about testing...test in production, I never thought I'd say this, but secretly I miss Direwolf 😃

@naaman @itchymutt Santa Barbara and drive to LA when you absolutely must?

@itchymutt This is entirely hypothetical but if I had no other choice then 100% Santa Monica or Venice

Hypothetically, if you were moving to LA, where would you choose to settle?

@almonk I’m more interested in figuring out how that lid was attached to that pot

Who else is HODLing yeokens?

@ChrisSinjo Well well well. The well actuallyer becomes the well actuallyee. 🧐

Ed Balls

Belgian man parks in garage 6cm wider than his car

@brandur @crunchydata From one reluctant mongo user to another, congratulations!

Recently I had the hard realization that I've spent more years as a Mongo user than as a Postgres one, so I'm changing that this month. Excited to be joining the engineering team at @crunchydata. A few more words on that: brandur.org/fragments/crun…

@dmathieu @heroku @salesforce Also congrats on the mega-tenure and good luck with what’s next!