April

Ok. Henry Cavill as Sterling Archer. If a live action ...movie? ever came into existence

@WallStreetSilv Five Guys is, and has always been, overrated.

Five Guys prices are out of control. $24 for one person Source: Reddit

@McDonalds Ok so....?

my grandma got a twitter just to tell me to bring back mcsalad shakers

Colby and April's pact is seriously straight out of a kdrama storyboard...so obviously they're going to fall in love 😆 #theultimatumnetflix #kdrama #episode3

@DoorDash help! Can't get the group order coupon to work on my group order

It is a crime to have #kungfupanda 2 on @netflix but then not have the third movie #horriblecliffhanger

Anyone else get anxiety from coloring? Can't be just me #notthedesiredeffect

I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia donate.wikimedia.org/?utm_medium=So…

@DoorDash_Help Is the app coming back up? 👀

We’re currently experiencing issues with the DoorDash platform. Please know that we’re doing everything we can to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience and for being a loyal DoorDash customer!

I'm going to need a drive-thru boba place if this pandemic doesn't clear up soon 💀 #bobagodshearmyplea

@walker_mason hey! I was just queued in line on turnip.exchange for your island but when I refreshed it kicked me out of queue! Is there any way I could still come to sell my turnips? Lmk, thanks :)

@SibcatA Thanks!

@aprilfang I just kicked one who left while ago, maybe they forgot to check out :(

Turnip price 557 turnip.exchange/island/7611cfa4 #TurnipPrice #turnipexchange #TurnipCode

Harry Potter should be a TV series, each book a season. #HarryPotter

@OkButStill This is my husband. This is him.

@hulu_support is there an email or a number I can call to get removed from getting billing emails for someone else? I do NOT have an acct with you guys so I can't login

Just walked by a mom and two kids and the little girl says "how come there are no samples? Where are the samples?" Then continues to make up a song about how there are "no samples tooo--day". #mood

@bilal_khurshid3 This is literally my husband

"if you get a box wet enough it's very easy to bust out of." - Charles Boyle #todayilearned #thanksboyle #nineNINE

@hitRECordJoe Sliced me deep, Scars heal slow. It takes time, Now I know.

Think of a break-up you went through — then write a poem about it in 4 lines w/ 3 words per line: bit.ly/2D6ZRYo