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@NUSCuk Leazes west corner

Where are you watching the derby tomorrow? #NUFC

@sirwg202110 Absolute SCREWBALL

Hannah Spencer MP: “This morning I’ve been at Madina Mosque and joined in prayers with everyone for Eid.” What will she do after Eid? She’ll have to attend Friday prayers to keep the charade going—and, no doubt, pray for the “resistance”.

@RacingPost Have a chat with Sir Mark Prescott he’ll keep you right !

⚪️⚫️ Nicky Henderson on CONSTITUTION HILL: "It's not the practice he needs, but we've got to be getting ahead in trying to get him a handicap mark, so we feel it's better to get it done this way. He's got to have three runs, and we need them under our belt, because there are a lot of big handicaps we can be thinking about." Newbury's Group 3 John Porter Stakes, which this year takes place on April 18, the same day as the £100,000 Greenham Stakes, has also been discussed as a possibility for the eight-time Grade 1-winning hurdler

@BROWEA I’d trust him and Ross Wilson , yes … we’ve not made many mistakes. I still think Big Wolly and Wissa will come good , especially Wolly as he’s young but they were panic buys brought upon us by the rat , Isak and how long it took to resolve !

Let’s say we lose three of NUFC big players and have £250-300 million to spend would you trust Eddie Howe to sign the replacements??

@BROWEA @NUFCR2 Thought so 😉😉😉

@arb_500 @NUFCR2 He means me mate

Bruce and Pardew levels this after spending £450 million?? PIF happy to plod along shows what their real ambitions are for NUFC!

@NUFCR2 @BROWEA Do you mean me or Alan ?

@arb_500 @BROWEA Don’t waste your time pal, this specific fan lives in his own reality and refuses to accept any viewpoints other than his own. Can’t fault him for being consistent atleast

@BROWEA Alan , from where we were to where we are is nothing like the times of pardew or bruce… a few bad decisions have been made but I’d rather walk into a ground with him as gaffer than the other two !

@arb_500 That squad is 100% all Eddie Howes?? He refuses to get rid of dead wood. He also had £134 million pounds worth of strikers on the bench that he can’t fit into his one dimensional system? It’s been bolstered!!

@eurofootcom Scored two penalties and did virtually nothing else in a 180 minutes of football whilst playing n Lewis Hall’s back pocket !

Lamine Yamal. 🥶

@FabrizioRomano @stopthatmessiii He scored two penalties and spent the rest of the two games in Lewis Hall’s back pocket …… over the two games he did nothing in open play

🚨🔟 The youngest player ever to score 10 Champions League goals, Lamine Yamal… …who celebrated for his idol Neymar Jr. 🎥 @stopthatmessiii

@eurofootcom Gutted he is

🚨🇧🇷 Neymar Jr's live reaction to Ancelotti's decision to not include him in Brazil squad. 💔

@Iromg Thick as mince

Fucks sake

@CharIieBennett I with you Charlie, I’ve got a feeling in me watta !

Eddie Howe and his players have a chance to achieve something special tonight. A win at the Camp Nou will be remembered for generations. Newcastle are clear underdogs. The smart money is on Barcelona - but they have a chance. I genuinely believe that. #NUFC

@Heatonstan 🤔🤔🤔🤔

⚫️MATCHDAY⚪️ The most important game taking place tonight involving a North East team wearing black and white stripes… it’s at The Willow Park! 🎟️ Pay on the gate with cash and card accepted - or heatonstan.co.uk/tickets to beat the queues

@JamesCopley_ @bbcnewcastle An OG 🙄🙄🙄🙄 aye you too

@arb_500 @bbcnewcastle Well without injuries, Sunderland did win 1-0 at the Stadium of Light so there is that. Anyway, enjoy the day 😊

❤️🤍Derby preview with @JamesCopley_. 🔊Listen here: bbc.in/3NJdtOA #SAFC

@JamesCopley_ @bbcnewcastle What was posted suggests that because the mackems have injuries you think it’ll be a draw …… without injuries ?

@arb_500 @bbcnewcastle Tough game and hard to predict, no excuses here!

@Iromg Sooooooo I paid money into the government pot for 40 years and also made sure I wouldn’t be a poor pensioner and plastic polly wants me to say …. It’s ok I don’t want my state pension…. FERK RIGHT OFF

Should Carol not be asked how much she’s spent on her plastic cheeks? She looks like a hamster

@KobeissiLetter SCREWBALL

BREAKING: President Trump says the US has been information by "most of our NATO allies" that they "don't want to get involved" in the war with Iran.

@dicka1892 @eb92safc It reads one fan , 65 accounts … my argument is dicka that person must have some loyalty points on 65 accounts to get them tickets . The Dundee school kids allegedly had one account . Seems very queer !

@arb_500 @eb92safc 3rd party agencies having multiple accounts, remember the school in Dundee earlier in the season, bought a load for Barca at home, only to have them cancelled by the club. Regardless of that, they had soldout their entire allocation weeks ago, the cancelled ones are now on sale

@eb92safc can’t even fill an away end with a reduced capacity… tut tut … extra shifts a Nissan is it ……