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@ScooterMcNut @Dexerto They are extremely immoral. No legitimate dog trainer will recommend them.

@Dexerto Shock collars aren't illegal or immoral. What's the issue?

Hasan has denied using a shock collar on his dog after a stream clip went viral "She yelped because she ... clipped herself on something"

@tedcruz Terrible job painting

Erasing evil:

Some deranged bastard put this graffiti on the 59 freeway in Houston. TXDOT has been notified & I’m sure sure they will remove it expeditiously. But, in the meantime, Texans don’t have to look at this hateful garbage anymore.

@ConorHaloReach That dog is definitely taking adderall

This is a parody account but I’d be willing to bet that dog subsists on a diet of pizza and stimulants that fell to the floor

@xff1133 @nikasaddiction You sound like an alcoholic fucking degenerate

she wasn’t even legal to drink when she made peggy 😩😩😩 must i say motherrr

Pie in the horse.

Baciagaloop #1 character in The Sopranos

@defnotadino I was obsessed with dying by cancer despite having no family history and no worrying symptoms 🫡

How the hell there’s a “worldwide Microsoft outage” but all my shit for work is still up 😔🙄

@JeremyBJayne I found him in a parking lot, he’s the best

@arcaneas Tuxedo cats are awesome

working on a character who fixes airships

This just in: We’re So Back

@MathasGames I don’t trust anyone affiliated with CenterPoint rn

@arcaneas Apparently someone saw one and literally just pulled over and asked when 77373 was going to be taken care of and they straight up told her the weekend.

Overnight, crews assessed damaged line fuses near Aldine Mail Route and Hardy Toll Road. Work continues today to bring power back to the area.

@MathasGames I keep driving around hoping to see at least a few CenterPoint trucks and literally nothing 😭😢

@arcaneas @CenterPoint I’m out not too far from you and people surrounding neighborhoods have power but I’ve been fucked too. The worst part is there’s nobody and nothing to shout your complaints at. They do not care.

@MathasGames @CenterPoint Half of friendswood is TNMP and they have power back but of course I’m like two blocks away in CenterPoints seventh fucking circle of hell

@arcaneas @CenterPoint Next week if they’re 4 employees decide they’re done taking a vacation

CenterPoint energy count your days

@MathasGames Same I’m about to kms dawg

48 Hours with no power and counting. So absurdly mishandled I wrote to my state politicians for all the good it’ll do.

@StevePFUNK1 I’m just doing what I’m told

@arcaneas Sorry, but no

It's time for the first 2 clues!!! First the pictures are not the whole thing, the one with the most was when I was over 30+, one is from my 1st Chainapalooza, the other just a few more recent ones. Second it is a 3 digit number. If no one gets it more clues at 6pm EST

@PlSSSARAH Literally nothing worse than working it’s valid

so embarazzinggg crying in work like omg yeah guys im upset because youre asking me to do my job