Tis I Harold Holt 🤬

@drbillgriggs Relax Victoria will want that distinction soon enough

In the 1980s I worked in the SA Amb Control Room as an Emergency Dispatcher. Our goal: send crews to all emergencies within 2 minutes. We rarely failed. The aim was to be on scene within 8 minutes. Saved time = saved lives. Today the system is broken. adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-aus…

@HumanHeadline Must watch unmissable TV . What happens if you don't

A Shell TV ad: ‘With 3 million prizes, everybody wins’. What if 4 million people enter?

@Normandy661944 There mighty impressive shorts

Winston Churchill flanked to his right by Lt Gen Leese and left by General Alexander (sporting voluminous shorts), at Leese's Eighth Army HQ in Italy, 26 August 1944. Original colour. 📷© IWM TR 2279, Capt Tanner, War Office official photographer. iwm.org.uk/collections/it…

@combat_boot I've heard if you get a good score the chaps in aprons invite you to the weekly orgie

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@Terrythegashead @AcSgtMaj_RMAS Solid Silver Wtf ours are made of silver stuff identifying as metal

Well, that’s not good……

@ric_cole @ahistoryinart @BenedictAshton @Army_Arts Back in the days when the Navy finished painting stuff. The Army would never go out in public in Gray Primer

@MarkOrmrod For a Froffy coffee and a Snot block good plan

Gym

@Josieamycashman Profit for mask manufacturers

Please name one place on the face of this earth that can be pointed toward as the beacon of evidence for the efficacy of mask mandates?

@Apple But we've seen you adds you end up dressing like a homeless hippie

Buy a Mac for uni. Get AirPods.*

@mpsmithnews Not that 6 waa can count to 1000nd

6RAR sniper cell - looking good men. Send it!!!!! michaelsmithnews.com/2022/02/6rar-s…

@TfNSWAlerts Where in the act does it mention lecture in conjunction with fine

Putting on a seatbelt takes seconds. Losing your licence can cost you more.

@SeanLaPrawn @AcSgtMaj_RMAS Every Australian that looks at Brit gongs has the Same thought .......I'd break that 😢

@AcSgtMaj_RMAS My NI one did the same 😞

@AcSgtMaj_RMAS Bugger

@arch2tch Glue failed already!! Need a silversmith🎖🎖

@OMGTheMess That's what they want you to think

It’s nearly over telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/…

@TracyWesterman Pdfft my defence clients book in looking for help not knowing I'm as f@#$&$# up as they are 😎

Our Aboriginal clients look to us for strength not knowing how little power we have.A system designed to favour the privileged but which delivers services to the least privileged amongst us. Your advocacy for change dismissed because of the cultural label placed on your job title

@GemmaTognini Wait until they find out about your disgusting Word.....( I can't even say it ) habit

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@OMGTheMess We pop Adam in the blender and spirit of the H atoms ?

Green hydrogen? Do you know how it’s made?

@thinkdefence I'll say it Can't see Russia trusting China that much.

Bloody hell, MkII