manic pixie wet dream girl

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture

It’s sexy to try and it’s dope to care. death to nonchalance

the concept of having a woke grandma

“why give him a second chance , when there are so many others waiting for their first?” stealing that, thank you melanie’s mama! #loveislandusa

you can tell a person is in a dark place when Letterboxd means a lot to them

@SomeStupidGoat That part

@archfemesis and actually good tv

I can’t wait for Love Island to be over so I can go back to watching movies again

This brought a smile to my face

nah dylan pissed me off stopping mid-confrontation telling kenzie he doesn’t trust her suggesting they go to the HIDEAWAY #loveislandusa

@themablean 😭

@archfemesis just looked at my man and sighed 😒

my parents went on a movie theater date last weekend and watched Toy Story 5 together

and now we’re Colombian

dylan is one of those people you have to ghost after 3 convos with them

dylan doing this to kenzie rn and it’s not fair to kenzie!!

the sluttiest person you’ll ever meet is a femme lesbian

ZACH FEELING DEPRESSED AND UNWORTHY NEXT EPISODE I FINALLY GOT THE FOOD I ORDERED #loveislandusa

Analyzing every second of “morning dew (donk)” by beyoncé. 0:00 - Silence, implying that the song has not started yet.

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

Sometimes I don’t charge my phone overnight so that I start the next day in “challenge mode”