David Meikle 😺

@GBNEWS @Alexarmstrong Trump has a plan 😳😳

‘Britain risks entering a dark age as America retreats, one we haven’t seen for over a thousand years.’ @Alexarmstrong warns that Britain is ‘dangerously exposed’ by not being part of US President Donald Trump’s plans, emphasising the growing global dependence on the US.

@cutiieepie6 Ethelred

We need a rediculous old boy name.

@ThoNg676733 Doris Day

Without cheating... who is this?🤔

@rachelvscott He’s going to drop the ‘bomb’, which should frighten everyone. Trump is psychotic

Spoke with President Trump. He told me the conflict should be over in days, not weeks but if no deal is made he’s blowing up the whole country with “very little” off the table. "If happens, it happens. And if it doesn't, we're blowing up the whole country,” he said. I asked if there’s anything off limits. “Very little,” he said.

@nigelmp @Fox_Claire Retailers aren’t bothered about theft, they’ll just increase prices so us mugs who pay for goods will have to pay more

Walker Smith was sacked for trying to prevent a repeat shoplifter from stealing Easter eggs from a Waitrose Store. Smith had worked there for 17 years. Apparently stopping thieves is against company policy. As a former shopkeeper can I say that policy is insane. No wonder there were more than 500,000 recorded shoplifting offences last year but we all know it’s running into millions of thefts each year. Waitrose should take this have a go hero back pronto- but if not another retailer should snap him up. The CEO of Waitrose needs to review this bonkers stupid policy too- shoplifting is theft and must be stopped otherwise it will further spiral and it’s the ordinary customer who will pay with higher prices. Wake up Waitrose and smell the coffee- before someone nicks it!

@PickliciousF Hair braids suit you Miss P

To catch the taco you must first become the taco

@IainDale What’s the odds on him dropping the ‘bomb’ in Iran ? Who will stop him ? Rubio ? Hegseth ? Vance ?

Totally normal. Not unhinged at all. Now, where did I put my copy of the 25th amendment...?

@LiamHalligan Starmer and Reeves are confident that the UK economy is robust and can weather any storm 😬 We’re fecked

War in the Middle East has more starkly exposed, rather than caused, Britain’s fiscal fragility. The UK’s 30-year gilt yield was 4.99pc when Trump first struck against Iran – and over the last month has soared to 5.55pc. That’s a rise of 56 bps, far more than any other G7 nation, from a level that was already uniquely high. My latest weekly “Economic Agenda” @Telegraph “Britain’s vulnerability to war exposes need for fundamental reforms” telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@PaulEmbery Shocking but not surprising. What’s the odds on Trump eventually dropping the ‘bomb’ ?

Utterly insane. This depraved individual is debasing the office of president of the United States more and more with each passing day. Is this not now 25th amendment territory? These are not the words of a stable human being.

@ThatBloke_Jesus Judas is buying, he’s flush

The lads are gonna crack up later when I turn up in the pub

@ThatBloke_Jesus Where’s your Dad ? Forsaken you already ?

What a crazy weekend! Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?

@JohnCleese 1.3 million Russian casualties for one man’s obsession

This is extraordinary

@georgegalloway He will return and not be too happy

Happy Easter Christ is Risen. Jesus of Nazareth is the Messiah. He will return.

@JohnCleese Why the fvck is he cuffed ?

The Keystone Cops - always good for a laugh I think we all give up, don't we ?

@RupertLowe10 Storm Dave is perfect for an English bank holiday. Remember your kagool

If you're looking for a last minute Easter getaway, there's only one option. Great Yarmouth. Fantastic for children, amazing scenery and plenty to do for the family. It's like going back in time a couple of decades. In a VERY good way. I love it. Proper England.

@Lilouluvx Fvcking miracle, my Dad’s dead

What would happen if I would be your step mom?

@AmericaSpoof Until the next deadline, then the next and so on

@ejames500 @danwootton @reformparty_uk If Reform and Restore come to a consensus, it’ll be game over for the others. Park the egos people, power is within your grasp

I'm having a bit of a wobble I will definitely be voting @reformparty_uk but I do like Rupert Lowe and the messages he's sending out. I think he's maybe a bit too extreme and diplomacy goes out of the window with Rupert. Maybe it's time for being extreme and fuck the diplomacy. What do you think? Ideally @RupertLowe10 & @Nigel_Farage could settle there differences but that seems unlikely which is a real shame.

@Matt_Pinner My dog Spot got run over, he’s now called Splat. What ??

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@BenedictSpence We do, they’re called charity shops

If pensioners want more money from younger taxpayers to fund their retirements, there’s a really easy way to make that happen: sell them your stuff.