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@arcl

likes hash browns and naps. can teach you but has to charge. 'waste of a training number'. not jeremy. he/him/vaccinated.

London & the South East Katılım Kasım 2008
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"hello it's the on call doctor" "hi doctor, there's a pigeon on the ward" "...it's the on call doctor?" "i know doctor. there's a pigeon on the ward." "...." "...." "...is the pigeon medically unwell?" #thingsmedschooldidnotpreparemefor
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finding out (certain) trusts will only pay your backpay if asked for
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One Awkward Mom
One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom·
Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.
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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
me at the job i begged god for
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mount bellyache@mountbellyache·
we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
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Dan Ellis@dgellis0907·
Did anyone else immediately think Liz was back from the dead
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@Neuro_Matt who knew matt would be such a size queen about gingers
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Matthew Evans@Neuro_Matt·
Why do we insist on measuring ginger in cm? Seems a very odd measurement for something with such variable girth.
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pilar@hiddlestain·
“i loved being a witch” #AgathaAllAlong
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@ali1m i have found the water machine in the department that dispenses ice chips and my life will never be the same again
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@ali1m it's basically a big puri isn't it
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@ali1m your life changes once you open your mind to the idea that pizza is basically just an open dumpling
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@ali1m fried is a classifiable asian food group
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agirltheycallBrian@Davemademedoit·
@Plyons251 @dob86 But equally if your whole diagnosis rests on one *subtle* clinical sign (I’m looking at you JVP) I would also re-evaluate…
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