Kas&ra👽 future astro phd✨

What’s that bit that’s in black and white where the guy is on a unicycle or something on a tightropes and the whole joke is he can’t keep his balance? Just saw a drunk frat boy on #Dickson that looked EXACTLY like that as he was holding two large pizzas. #fayettevillear

Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas xkcd.com/2951

math gf: “would you still love me if i was a norm?”

We met @TroyHasEbola last night. This is the photo to prove it 🥲👍🏻 #ForceGhostTroy 👻

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11

@ChristinaP if you haven’t heard this yet— spotify.link/1f1HF3HC4yb. It’s no Bauhaus, but it’ll make ya dance! 😂

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I've been seeing a lot of great posters with amazing styles and sometimes art, but this one speaks to my heart...if Daria's on twitter can someone please RT and tag? #ppvii

I’m all too familiar with the emotional ride the hogs will put us on today. What I have to say is, “keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride. Welcome to the Razorback Rollercoaster.” #gohogs #wps #MarchMadness

Writing my thesis intro currently & look how cool this is: a 1785 map of the Milky Way drawn by astronomer William Herschel vs. the most complete map of the Milky Way to-date, the 2020 star map from Gaia

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏 —YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

no one: me when there’s a full moon out:

physics is just Uber for eigenvalues

Just got tickets to @badfriends_pod live in OKC 😂😂 since it’s the first date of the tour I expect it to be insane @CheetoSantino @bobbyleelive @jetskijohnson #badfriendstour23 #JUICY ✈️⛷️ #TITOBOBBY 🎮🌴#CHEESEBURGER 🍔🥃

Starship(s) at sunset 🌅

I’ve been job hunting since last summer, done four final round interviews and can’t tell you how many total interviews, and so far all I’ve managed to get hired for is a part time gig at a gelato shop… in case anyone was wondering where a STEM PhD will get ya

when presale for @joshwolfcomedy popped up, I knew I had to buy them for my boyfriend but then I learned the date of the show is on my birthday. 🤔 Now there's a dilemma...

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class. 0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings. 2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.