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Happy Birthday to the ONLY ACTIVE NIGERIAN POLITICIAN to conquer greed

@Tobielobba Is it not a form of mental illness?

I'm too Nigerian to understand this 🥹 I was just complaining about actual children, and there's someone who's a mum to three dolls. They have diapers and clothes and she also feeds them. God really gave everyone a different life😭.

@FineAgabus May God keep and bless him

Happy birthday to the man who fought another lecturer who wanted sex over my hard work as a student. A lecturer boldly failed me because I refused a visit. He was known for it. I was in 200 level then. I saw the disappointment on my professor's face because this was someone he helped. When the information got to my professor, he took immediate action. On the agreed date for the hearing, I got into the room with my previous results on the table. All I heard was, "It cannot be Blessing. Dr, something is wrong. She wrote all of these in the past. She is diligent. It can't be my daughter. Dismiss this." Although it was too late for the portal to change the verdict online, I am glad my innocence was proven. All my scripts magically reappeared. And the next generation after me has not had to deal with such an element. I saw my script. I did not fail, as written by the man who lacks self-discipline. I have not forgotten how you stood up for me, Sir. You made sure whoever did this paid heavily for it. It is 5 years after graduation but everything is still new in my heart. Professor Modo gave me access to his library. He encouraged me to be steadfast. He has not forgotten me. He spoke to me early this year and told me to further my studies since I am well now. Throughout the time I was sick, he was always talking to me. He would say, "When you are ready, go to this institution and tell XYZ that you are from me." Thank you, my amiable Professor Innocent Modo. You stood up for so many. You shielded many with school fees and feeding money. I witnessed it as a student then. May God keep shielding you, Sir.

@MrMekzy_ How would you just stay and think of something like this?

Has anyone here ever fried banana?? Was it nice?

@oku_yungx Dark chocolate

What color is your favorite?

@ChuksEricE This hikers club or whatever name they come themselves are seeking desperately to enrich themselves through Tinubu government, and that lady is their grand patron always reeling out stuffs in the nonsense. We know them, we’ve seen their type and we know what they are represent.

Heated argument between OfficialGana and a lady over whether businesses in Nigeria can succeed without government support. OfficialGana argued that no matter how successful a business becomes, unfavourable government policies can cripple it. The lady, on the other hand, said many Nigerians believe the government should provide jobs for every graduate. She argued that Nigeria needs a stronger private sector that can create thousands of jobs, just like in China.

@boye4christ2006 South African

In March 2026, my friend in the UK 🇬🇧 took his laptop to work for his night shift. On his way home, he fell asleep on the bus. When he woke up, he discovered that his laptop had been stolen inside the bus. Thankfully, the bus was fitted with CCTV cameras. He reported the incident to the bus driver and the UK police. The investigation was concluded last week, and the police arrested the man who stole the laptop. Guess the nationality?

@instablog9ja First time I’m seeing abi hearing about a singer called Cheque, abeg wetin hin don sing?

Calling someone ‘Olodo Uprising’ is an ins¥lt; if you think someone is doing something st¥pid and keep saying it’s st¥pid, it means you’re being st¥pid too — Singer Cheque

the human body was not designed to endure two tinubu tenures in one lifetime

@Munalozy On this mandate I stand

I will shamelessly simp for the person I love. If they serve me breakfast, I will move on. If I meet someone else I love, I will simp for them again. 😂

@IgboHistoFacts Kwechiri

What's "Never Give Up" in Igbo?

@instablog9ja That’s what she has and she’s proud of it! You all want her to kill herself? Is it no denim she’s wearing like that?

Lady stirs reactions after revealing her outfit for Denim Day

@instablog9ja Drinking this is a no no, but then it serves other purposes

China unveils portable device that transforms floodwater, river water and other sources into clean water

@jojosinniva You lied for engagement

This temu thing is so funny to me cuz this is almost the same price they sell some of these things in Nigeria 💀

@69LifeCode @ejykmykel1 Ignoramus

@ejykmykel1 They didn’t do anything wrong here oga They were very professional

It's high time the Nigeria Police Force underwent total reform. The level of unprofessionalism is unacceptable.

@osemagnum Before I had my fibroids removed, it was my only option then. It served it purpose and I would still stain.

many women now prefer baby diapers to sanitary pads... I never knew that.

@Naija_farmers I learnt something new today

I recently met a farmer who proudly claimed he spent ₦1.6 million on 8,000 habanero (ata rodo) seeds, nursery trays, and media this season. He called his setup "modern" and mocked my zero-cost, farm-extracted seeds as "old-fashioned.. Well, we are transplanting our seedlings onto the field beds right now, so the talk stops and the real economics begin. The "Old-Fashioned" Home-Field Advantage: Meticulously selecting and extracting seeds from your own successful, high-performing harvests gives you a massive edge. These seeds are already adapted to your local soil, climate, and pest pressures. They possess a genetic resilience that expensive, packaged seeds lack, and they cost exactly ₦0. The High-Input Hybrid Trap: Hybrid seeds aren't magic; they are engineered to require a strict, expensive protocol. To break even on a ₦1.6 million deficit before transplanting even starts, he has to run a flawless operation and invest heavily in specialized fertilizers and intensive management. If anything goes wrong on the field, his profit margins are completely wiped out. When we take our baskets of rodo to market, buyers don't ask if the plant grew in a ₦200 imported plug or a traditional nursery bed. They care about size, weight, color, and firmness. The market pays the same premium rate for quality fruit, whether the seed setup cost ₦1.6 million or ₦0. Real innovation in agribusiness isn't about how much money you can throw at a nursery; it’s about how much profit you can extract from the harvest. To my friend with the ₦1.6 million nursery bill: good luck with your overhead. Let's wait for harvest time and let the ROI show who the real "modern" farmer is.

@DrKalu_ Those kids won’t forgive their mum for getting them that type of nose.

@Bimbola25 @UnkleAyo @Oluomoofderby 2 pence not 2 pounds!

Why is he acting silly for goodness sake? Wasn't she and her family on their own before the ex thing came for them unprovoked? Now that she fired back gun blazing, they are trying to manipulate her to keep the peace. Which useless peace? She kept the peace for years but the mumu man thought she was weak. She should expose his lies in black and white and colored too! Man that cannot spare £2 for onions and salt for the whole house!

This one.. Very useless. That's the kind of peace he allows to reign. Always mediating for frauds because he is a fraud. @Oluomoofderby have you paid back all the victims of your CoS scam? You are a thief and you're supposed to rot in jail, ole omo.

@FirstKingEntert Have you found the love of your life?

The best thing that will happen to you in life is to marry a farmer. You won't have to worry about food anymore.