Joe Diesel

@GimmickSlop youtu.be/EAx87_KSY8M?si…

Imagine meeting LeBron and asking him to sign this

@Sahagkib @brianonhere They just do it wrong and pout to the owner when you tell them to fix it

@brianonhere Contractor : Sir we can't do this we don't know how, we've lost all capablities to do so.

asking an american residential contractor to set my kitchen storage niche so it's exactly 2 full tiles up from the finish counter surface and exactly 5 full tiles down from the finish ceiling surface and receiving a bomb in the mail 1 day later

@BlairKamin I think it’s fine

A few in-progress shots of the Obama Presidential Center, taken this morning. The granite exterior is now in place, including words from Obama’s “You Are America” speech, visible in their entirety from a spot on Stony Island Avenue. The center’s plaza is also taking shape.

@maxtmcc When I miss my stop at Hampshire so I get off at Hampshire instead

thinking about Pittsburgh light rail stop spacing

@looflol The thought of paying his fair share of taxes seems to have spiked his cortisol

Jonas has always had a low cortisol riding style unlike these other baboons that claim to be his peers

@brianonhere I told myself that it doesn't count because it's the Flo Rida song "Good Feeling" which samples Levels

just heard a menopause medication ad using an Avicii song guess it’s about time to wrap it up around here #ReadyForTheGrave

@questionableway Greek Islands got a batch of cheese that wouldn’t light

why is the greek flag at half staff?

@Mac74King Yeah the ones that are still up were built well

Chicago two flats and three flats and bungalows are some of the most well made buildings in the world

@grhmc Nice of him to post a screenshot showing there is a 10% variance in humidity that his fans are supposed to prevent

@not_alive_irl I have seen more bus shelters being broken lately, this may be the reason

@brianonhere I don't understand the choice to pick OMA to do an addition to a contemporary museum, especially a SANAA

OMA new museum kinda looks like shit huh

@whothehellsjack Imagining a guy on the fence about going to this, then accepting when he was guaranteed not to get a middle seat

Brace and YungChomsky are going to Cuba!!!

@GaryGrumbach Is my Polymarket gimmick bar to close before 9pm contract going to pay out?

9:00p update: They’ve closed the bar, and the live music has ended. Things are wrapping up hours early here at the Polymarket Bar, after a night plagued with technology issues for the prediction market giant’s big opening night.

The viral, much-anticipated @Polymarket “Situation Room” is not going as planned. Due to a power issue, most of the TVs aren’t working. This globe is, though. Doors open to public at 8p

@nonstopbutterc1 @Dzikhead Not for projects that require the more accurate lab results from a chip test. Frequently xrf will come back positive but the chip will come back negative because the xrf picked up the steel behind the paint which contains lead

@armedcyclist @Dzikhead They use xrf guns to test for lead paint nowadays.

Clark construction found lead paint in the Thompson center during the Google renovation This seems like something that happens in older building right?!? Well the Thompson center was built in 1985 and lead paint was banned in the 70s… Things that make you shake your head

@joey__donuts @fox32news If you read the article it is ETFE

@fox32news Unless the Star Trek crew traveled back in time to bring us 'transparent aluminum' for real, glass panels that big and a steel structure that thin won't actually work.

As the Chicago Bears weigh potential moves to Arlington Heights or Northwest Indiana, a new proposal is pitching a different future — keeping the team at Soldier Field with a major overhaul of the historic stadium. fox32chicago.com/sports/chicago…

@CalebChamberla6 Hilarious that a guy with a CNC company believes that his customers need tools that make them more overconfident. It’s impossible to make something idiot proof because there is always a bigger idiot

Idea - CAD that only supports operations you can perform with a tool. Want to do an extrude cut? Pick an end mill first.

Going on centrist substacks to make sure I don't accidentally vote for any of their preferred candidates

@brianonhere I don’t even know where to start with those accounts, would need a Bill Ackman length tweet

theres an interesting little nexus of trad-ish urbanism/architecture "lets make our cities beautiful again" people on here who are doing stuff i personally find so funny but despite their intentions and blue checks it's still so niche that it feels like bullying for me to QT them

@kalomaze The kind of texts you get after moving to Chengdu