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@RyanDivish Thank you! I've been saying this for ages. @CurtoWorld is fantastic.

@abbey_simmons That sounds amazing.

@AbbyHiggs Made late breakfast for family, did two loads of laundry, tidied laundry room. That's enough for the month.

@HeavenlyGrandpa 👍

🤘to whom it may concern🤘

@HeavenlyGrandpa I know this doesn't translate to good mental health or help your bank account or anything else, but you're a great follow on here. You're funny as shit, you're super creative, I love your art, I like your journey with the guitar, and I wish I could see your stand up sometime.❤️✊

@HeavenlyGrandpa I know you didn't come here for attaboys or platitudes or shit like that, but that is some extremely horrendous tough shit to deal with and to share. Thanks for sharing it. I'm so sorry all of that happened to you.

@MLB One of only three players ever to hit it over the center field wall at Cheney Stadium. @RainiersLand @che

Shin-Soo Choo has announced his retirement after 16 Major League seasons (2005-2020) and four KBO seasons (2021-2024). Choo finished his MLB career with a .275 AVG, 218 HR and a .824 OPS.

@abbey_simmons Trying it.

@bornferal Thanks for the laugh this morning.

If you’re waiting in line to walk into the Pacific Ocean with rocks in your pockets, STAY IN LINE

@baseball_broad It became sort of comical at one point. On the rare occasions I would answer I would just go look man, I know you're looking for so and so I'm not him. It's not his phone anymore. This is a work phone. Good luck.

@baseball_broad I got a repurposed work phone years ago and the previous user has the same last name and I kept getting collection calls for him. They thought I was trying to be slick.

@baseball_broad My parents used to be USPS folks, had lotsa gear around as a kid. Plastic pith helmets, raincoats, little black US government pens.

@bencamach0 What's a DMCA? Discogs repeatedly used a photo my wife took decades ago in Instagram ads without permission.

So, the Santa Ana Police Officers Association used a copyrighted photograph I took years ago, in a digital ad. Needless to say, I did not give them permission. I sent them a DMCA last week, the deadline came and went and the ad is still up. I just sent them an invoice for $30k.

@AbbyHiggs Hoping for the best/assuming the worst. My wife asked me what are we going to do the day after if dude wins, and I said I'm going to go to work just like I did the day before. But I also have the extreme luxury of being among the least impacted people regardless of who wins.

@ChakiFunkWizard 😆

@ChakiFunkWizard Hm, one aspect that I didn't notice. Wait, you're trying to trick me into watching it again aren't you?

@ChakiFunkWizard I liked an awful lot of it, but have definite criticisms, and specific ways in which I think it totally blew it. But I seem to be in the minority so maybe I'm just wrong.