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@Rin_Vixen What nonsense

Fellas, if you go on a date with a lady and it gets to the point that clothes are coming off and she is wearing matching underwear, you didn't decide to have sex that night. She did.

@Awa_Smt Ooh, feet on someone else’s furniture… really not sure about that!

"Heels off, feet up, glass in hand. Jennifer Lawrence knows how to do an interview."❤️👇🏻

@creepycrow88 @Sooz123695 @DavidLammy This is a discussion about a proposed law in UK. alimony is an american term not used here

@artibollocks @Sooz123695 @DavidLammy You don't know what alimony is if you felt the need to add this.

Many unmarried, cohabiting couples have limited legal protections if their relationship ends or a partner dies, even after long-term relationships or raising children together. Labour is consulting on reforms to strengthen the legal protections available to these couples.

🚨 The situation is completely getting out of control. Albania is erupting for the second consecutive day in angry mass protests against the Kushner land seizure deal worth $4 billion. 🇦🇱 The Albanian people refuse to become a new Palestine. 💥"

His date of birth is 17 Dec 2005. Please retweet this. If you know him, please tell him to remain anonymous. He just needs to contact DKMS, even if it’s to say ‘no’. That would give us closure.

NEW. The woman who was strangled, beaten and raped by Paul Quinn in Salford in 2003 is a "hero", said Mr Justice Bright. His remarks at the start of the sentencing hearing at Manchester Crown Court must be read. I don't think I've read anything like them before from a judge in a Crown Court:

@creepycrow88 @Sooz123695 @DavidLammy Well, that isn’t true either. You still need to support your children on separation

@Sooz123695 @DavidLammy Because I don't want to pay alimony when I breakup with my girlfriend

@Sooz123695 @DuckCheeky @DavidLammy Well, it will affect everyone. I think that people are intelligent enough to plan their financial future. If you don’t want to get married, there are other ways. For eg if you buy a house jointly, then survivorship means you get the house… or you get half on separation

@DuckCheeky @DavidLammy Ever heard of people dying young and suddenly? Also, not everyone wants a civil service. You chose you and let others chose their own way. It doesn’t affect you - it’s about them!

@iamlegend_2k @DavidLammy Not asymmetrical. Both men and women have the right to choose whether or not to get married at present surely?

@DavidLammy One of the last asymmetrical rights men have over women is the ability to choose whether or not to get married. David Lammy is ensuring the government removes that right. 🥲

Where to begin with our current BFI Southbank season, Revolutionary Cinema: The Passion of Ritwik Ghatak. theb.fi/3RJHf7w

Breaking News: Marjane Satrapi, the Iranian-French author whose graphic novel series “Persepolis” illuminated the struggles of Iranians during the Islamic Revolution, died at 56. nyti.ms/3Q6JP70

Thank you, Marjane Satrapi

RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.

@supertanskiii FFS Tan 😡 Police, now.

Just take the Albanian Island deal. Jared and Ivanka secured a $1.4 billion resort on Sazan, a protected island on state land. By his own account, he was introduced to Albania's prime minister on the Rothschilds' yacht. Ivanka called the place a "private island" they "discovered." Albanian prosecutors have now opened a corruption inquiry into how that land lost its protected status.

@ThatTimWalker I think many older people are still very keen to help. but an A.I. generated generic application sent to 30 or more possibles isn’t going to stand out. It’s a pain, but I think one still has to target really carefully & research, find a hook…

When I was a teenager, I’d write to editors of national newspapers asking for advice above how to get into journalism. And they’d reply, personally. They took an interest. What makes me despair is there’s a generation running things now that doesn’t seem to care about the young.

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

@theistinthought Don’t hate cars but don’t currently have one. It is a change, but it’s healthy to take a walk and carry some stuff. You can do it more often, buy less, & it makes you think more about what you really need

Question to the ‘walkable city’ advocates who hate cars: If you go to the grocery store and have eight bags (or even four bags) of groceries, how do you get them home? You push around a little cart or something? Sounds bad.

“Never forget that it only takes one political, economic or religious crisis for women's rights to be put in jeopardy. Those rights are never to be taken for granted, you must remain vigilant throughout your life." De Beauvoir