Arvind Krishnamurthy

@samkumar_cs @uwcse @ratulm Stoked that you are spending some time with us!

In the meantime, I am joining the Allen School at the University of Washington (@uwcse) as a postdoc in the FOCI Center, supervised by Arvind Krishnamurthy (@arvind_uw) and Ratul Mahajan (@ratulm)!

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

@schemeprincess @TaliaRinger And our security guard, Franklin, has some interesting stories to tell about other faculty. Not too interesting, btw 🙂

@TaliaRinger @arvind_uw has perfected the art of napping on those short CSE couches.

do any professors nap in their offices

Deadline of WORDS'22 extended to 10/6. Consider submitting your new work (<= 5-page) or published work (<=2-page abstract).

Oh. MY. GOD. Magic.

@georgemporter @justinesherry @CNN But the case is being appealed to the Supreme PC whose representative, Doubting Thomas, will reinstate the rejection.

@maheshb Are you throwing shade at BFT?!?

Every problem can be solved by adding an extra layer of indirection. But no problem is ever solved — or worth solving — by adding a third phase to your protocol.

@justinesherry Oh no, hope he gets well soon!

Welp, Tinyman got the Rona 😭

Battle of Kyiv Thread 1/ The Battle of Kyiv was decisive battle in Ukraine War that Russia launced invading on Feb 24, 2022. Russian assault on Kyiv was catastrophic military failure, overwhelming victory for Ukraine Battle ended 31 March with total retreat This is summary

Checkpoint chess. Yes, those are Molotov cocktails.

@justinesherry @uwengineering Can we see you in this outfit if the award ceremony is in-person?

Thank you to @uwengineering. I <3 you too. engr.washington.edu/alumni/diamond…

Thinking about biological collections lately I'm reminded of the time that somehow at age 4, I got a personal tour of the @UCBerkeley entomology collection (Essig?) from a kind scientist (anybody know who?!). Asked my parents how on earth THAT happened, and it turns out...🤯

@djokerlianguw They are refusing to hand out visas to the detention center so Djokovic wins AUS open by default...

@_colin_scott_ For me, it is slack messages from Scott at 4am!

At work I receive emails for test failures. Last night, my phone buzzed constantly, and my wife asked me, “Is that your lover sending you irate messages?” Yes, her name is blunderbuss, and she constantly tells me I’ve failed, timed out, and been aborted by tool.

@justinesherry @MoiraBridget So much more of a fun conversation than debating the relative strengths of Arrakis and IX in a networking seminar.

Family chat @MoiraBridget: [intelligent Dune movie commentary] Me: ARE YOU THE KWISATZ HADERACH @MoiraBridget: [more thoughtful comments] Me: FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER ... Me: BENE GESSERIT WITCH

@djg98115 I often misread your sign offs as Beast Dan…

Almost just signed an email "Beset, Dan" and a bit concerned that it may have been accurate.

Says it all. CA recall results vs COVID heat map.

@HariBalakrish20 Where is lefty nattu and washy when we most need them!

Ind beat Aus with their B or C team, so King Kohli decides to go with our B team at the oval. Imho IND’s A team for the oval: Rohit (c!), KL, Pujara, Kohli, Vihari, Pant, *Ashwin* (vc), Thakur, Shami, Bumrah, Siraj. Doubt that our B team will win this. #profcrickettwitter

@ratulm Maybe that is why ManU get a blue screen of death when facing city…

Amazing that the primary shirt sponsor (whose logo Ronaldo will carry) of ManU is TeamViewer -- yes, that software you used to use over a decade ago to help your parents fix their Windows XP installation.

@danrkports Very cool, but I was hoping to see a fast quorum depiction with four out of five tapirs nodding simultaneously!