Andy Wiseman

Jellyfish #Hove lagoon

Doolittle was released on this day in 1989. Happy birthday, we la la love you! 🖤 What's your favourite track from the album?

Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up

@DrinkWarehouse Cooper

#Britain after 12 years of conservative governments

Seen in Lewes today....

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action. Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis. wesayenough.co.uk

Martin Fishback on the queues at Dover.

@AndyRice6 Have you a comb he could borrow?

I just hope our next PM dresses properly, and combs his hair.

George Orwell, 1984: ‘The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.’

If we can’t separate out the chancers, clowns, sex-pests, liars and fraudsters perhaps we should bin all of them? #Conservatives #government

Bella #Roma

I agree.

Don’t dwell on the inept, they are there to distract you from the corrupt