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The journey continues 🙏 I’m so proud to have signed another contract with The Arsenal family. From the moment I joined the staff, my teammates and the supporters have made me feel at home ❤️ I’m excited for what the future holds at this special club 👊 COYG 🔴⚪️

🇧🇷 Nosso Novo Número Nove

Nazanin is at the airport in Tehran and on her way home. I came into politics to make a difference, and right now I’m feeling like I have. More details to follow. #FreeNazanin

My pièce de résistance on Rogan. I've made sense of his senselessness. After 50+ hours of research and facepalms, I can finally explain the adolescent contradiction that is Roganism to anyone that wants to hear it. As always, video clips and transcript screenshots will follow.

My friends, a new MEGATHREAD has arrived! In 40 tweets I’ll explain 40 useful concepts you should know. Reading time: ~7 minutes. Value: potentially a lifetime! Thread:

@Jem_Collins I've lived by tooting bec common for over 18 months, never heard of it 😂😂

The biggest pool of them all 😍

Today I’m going to swim in both Tooting Bec and Brockwell Lidos and I’m calling it the south London double 🏊‍♀️ 🏊

@bchesky This is awesome.

Starting today, Airbnb will begin housing 20,000 Afghan refugees globally for free.

We'll take care of him. 💜 @EmiMartinezz1 📸 #WelcomeEmi

Before leaving, @EmiMartinezz1 had one final request: to do a leaving interview to speak to the fans one last time ❤️ 📺 This is Emi's farewell to the Arsenal family...

People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.

North London is Red... Bull 🔴🔥

It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.

What did you order? £350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport. What did you get? Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

Young people across the world have a chance to change what the future can be. Today's the chance for all the British people to influence what your future & those living here holds. #FuckBoris #GoVote

It’s not hard. Vote Conservative if you think you’re being deprived of the life you think you deserve by people who have even less than you do. Don’t vote Conservative if you think you’re being deprived of the life you deserve by people who already have way, way more than you do.

“It is not too late. We have an interview prepared. Oven-ready, as Mr Johnson likes to say” Andrew Neil issues a challenge for Boris Johnson to commit to an interview with him, to face questions on why people have “deemed him to be untrustworthy” bbc.in/2sP9AxU

Three more sleeps... #RWCFinal #CarryThemHome

To everyone who knows #GeneralElection2019 is 100% the wrong way to resolve Brexit, and obviously that includes myself, suck it up. We are where we are. Every second we waste complaining about why it shouldn't happen, Boris will be campaigning across the UK. GET TO WORK! #GE19