Ashley Carroll

@parmajoncheese Did this tweet single-handedly cause the year to turn

@ash_lil32 your year is pretty much only guaranteed to get better 😬

Waking up to your adult dog peeing in the bed, almost on your head, at 2am is arguably in the top 10 worst ways to wake up.

POINTY HEAD BIRDES IT IS YOUR MONTH

Anybody have this superstition where you don’t set an alarm clock to any time that ends in a 5 or a 0? Like you’ll set it to 6:01 but never 6:00.

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

Reply to this tweet with a .GIF of your FAVORITE TV SHOW.

@parmajoncheese 💪🏼🔥🔥

9 days later my skin has reclaimed itself. congratulations, skin cells u did it

I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today

This One's For Bud 💪 Help us celebrate a legendary career on Saturday! 👉🏽 vthoki.es/ForBud #ForBud 💼 pic.twitter.com/4jzUhrwMQF

@alllllit @aussiesdointhgs I think we should try 😂

Shoot your shot

@alllllit For the record I don’t like sharing

So I walk into @jerseymikes and they’re slammed but I go ahead and slow them down w my gluten free order. When I thanked them, the guy smiled and genuinely said “every sub matters.” Heart. Melted. You guys are the best #blacksburgva

@BuzzFeed Krystal krab pizza

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, reply with the first SpongeBob SquarePants episode that comes to mind. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT read the replies before you do 🍍

@alllllit Let’s open one already

@WDBJ7 Madison

Let's have a little fun, folks! Also, make sure you check out today's news headlines! ▶ wdbj7.com/news/

Perfect way to start 2019! #BeatND #GoHokies #ThisIsHome

Day 2 nyc: Uber driver yells at us because our gps location was wrong. I’m living the Big Apple life

Been in NY city for 1/2 of a day and already walked 10.7 miles but the food I’ve eaten has been SO GOOD

@wattsupbrent @WDBJ7 @alllllit

You've got to see this! Poor little black bear gets swept down the New River near Galax. I also have video of it getting out OK. WATCH VIDEO: facebook.com/brent.m.watts.…