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@taywickett Taylor Jr

@ChipotleTweets Are you joking me :(

Last one because we can’t just give out free burritos all day. First 2,000 people to text FREE-BURRITO-DAY to 888-222 get a free burrito. -Chipotle Social Media team <3 2,000 codes avail. 50 US & DC, 13+. Stnrd text & data rates may apply. Codes exp. 4/6/23. Terms: chipotle.com/freeburritos

Don’t fuck with the Vandal Family

Every single one of you true crime aficionados can go fuck yourself

Gameday in Moscow! The baristas at Red Star know that the V’s are ⬆️

the fact I have typed 10 pages in less than 4 hours amazes me also the fact I thought I had 2 weeks to write a 14 page paper just to find out it’s due in 5 days also have a 10 page paper due 3 days after that which hasn’t been started I love college

@lydmcroberts Especially when you’re paying the water bill 😅

sylly week wasnt so silly for me, upper div is no joke 🥲

@HannahCvy nut

@ashdahll Polar bear Parmesan pretzels with broccoli cheddar soup to dip in

I’m really starting to miss polar bear pretzels

I never realized how much I took central air for granted until moving into an apartment with no ac and coming home to stay on the weekends to have a cold night of sleep🥲

@awallace72 @ciprottii It would be nice to not fear about being pulled over

@ashdahll @ciprottii Bold of u to assume I’m not already doing 80

petition to make the speed limit on the highway between moscow and lewiston 75mph

imagine if quieter people asked loud people 'why are you always talking?' with the same confidence that they ask us why we're always quiet

@taywickett Liar I would

@HannahCvy Mr. Clean is lookin pretty nice right now

@ashdahll Hard life decisions: does Ashley want to be Einstein or Mr. Clean 🤔

with a foot of snow on the ground customers still managed to work up the courage to drive all the way over here just to annoy me, truly inspiring

I’m tempted to buy $DOGE just for the meme