unreliable narrator

Here's the link to my online chapbook release party/reading, which starts in 10 mins and features a diverse and inclusive list of readers: us02web.zoom.us/j/87928419507?…

@Ferretti1224 i mean…… agree to disagree……… and of course, greasy paws covered in extra butter

@ashleyel Pepsi?!?! Coke all day erreday. You better have at least gotten 🍿!

at the movies and broke my arbitrary “no soda” rule for the first time in FOREVER and got a pepsi, first sip and i swear i came

@Ferretti1224 it was that simple all along, who knew

@ashleyel I saw Zelda and you got my attention. 😂

after a grueling year, finally a starting new 'role' at work today and its.. a lot. i feel like i have so much power all of a sudden, and it will be instrumental in making this place pretty great. i'm basically princess zelda in BOTW.

@Ferretti1224 also, thank you for calling me badass, we know, of course

@ashleyel I would say your like Ocarina of Time Zelda/Sheik. A bit more badass. 😉 Now let me go get my Ocarina and play you in with "Zelda's Lullaby". 🎶 👸 🗡️ 🛡️

@himquail ya fool

@ashleyel and?

my character’s heartbroken bc his partner won’t wear the special matching jackets he got for them 😢

being tender is a lovely thing. more people should be tender and softhearted. too many are getting hardened and, i get it, but i think it’s much more cool to be affected by things.

@abasketofcraig it should be

@ashleyel It's a joke because it's not actually a blurb.

@abasketofcraig blurbs are the epitome of dick sucking wym

@ashleyel I've seen worse blurbs.

@Teaweave i know 🥲

@ashleyel Was hoping for some t

@Teaweave nah, you’re good

@ashleyel Who? me?

@MustardwHoney prolly like a solid 9, it was pretty good

the godzilla dog, stuffed w jalapeños and cheese, wrapped in bacon, kabayaki sauce and bonito flakes they’re playing i wanna dance with somebody in this japanese restaurant and it’s beautiful