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So just to be clear, I’m just Like This ™️

RT @parasocialyte: i'm sorry

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@r0ast_chicken This was so absurd I’m glad I saw your post.

He could get it

@SergeTrigger You’re right I’m gonna need a nightly back adjustment

@ashmaaaack It'd be nightly if I was your chiropractor

‘Bout time for my weekly back adjustment…

@_weirdotara @thisardentlife Gotta eat lots of protein if you’re trying to build one, I think

@thisardentlife ummmm you're generous

gonna get a butt tho. HOW LONG DO U THINK IT'LL TAKE

@r0ast_chicken I’ll have to cue those up soon…!

@ashmaaaack Giallo are definitely something! Kind of a love em or hate em deal

This movie has a scene where the glam rock killer with the sickest guitar ever does a sick dance to rockabilly music before he kills a chick, Michael Myers wishes he had that kind of swag.

@r0ast_chicken Thank you for sharing with me! I haven’t seen any giallo yet either but have definitely read about it

@ashmaaaack I think it was that some of the scenes went for sooo long Im thinking of the bedroom scene in the second movie it just wouldnt end kind of reminded me of itallian Giallo films where the kill scene just goes on and on makes it worse to me, not a critique really just made it hard

@r0ast_chicken Interesting! I thought they were so campy it wasn’t as upsetting, but then I wonder why torture porn feels different… I won’t watch films like hostel either.

@ashmaaaack I liked the Terrifier series for the most part! Some scenes went over the top for me personally but overall for high gore series a type of movie Im not the biggest fan of they were definitely the most enjoyable watch

@ashmaaaack It's ok, play your cards right and I'll help you build the next bed

Just slammed my face against a solid wood corner while successfully building a bed so feeling pretty hot rn

@_weirdotara Hahahaha oh all the terms for positions are the wooorrrrst.

@ashmaaaack facts but I don't care for the term

@r0ast_chicken Yeah I was let down by the last few PA films... I loved the first one though. I haven't watched Hostel cause I don't like gore for gore's sake. But on that note, what are your thoughts on Terrifier? I haven't gotten past Saw 4 I don't think so I'll need to watch the rest.

@ashmaaaack I like most horror series's! The only two I really dislike are the Paranormal Activity movies (boring as hell) and the Hostel series (Eli Roth torture porn) Not the biggest fan of the Saw movies? Bugged me that they didnt do enough with the cult thing they created but watchable

@r0ast_chicken Sounds like the final destination series 😂 so camp. So… perfect.

@ashmaaaack Its been a hot minute since I have, I dont remember 2 I remember 3 being surprisngly, good 4 isnt bad 5 I don't remember. I personally don't like any of the remakes.

an egirl & her reply guy

@r0ast_chicken Have you watched all the Halloweens?? Are they worth a watch?

@ashmaaaack I love Halloween these are much sillier Sorority House Massacre is also a fun watch

the most beautiful anyone has ever looked. i want this tattooed on my retinas

@SergeTrigger 😂😂😂 well that is true

@ashmaaaack I saw you hit the like button I know you love the attention

@ashmaaaack Woulda slept better with my arm around you