Shni

I wish I had glasses, so that I could remove them in style when I generally sigh.. This would make sure I look overworked at my job. 🤓

Clock-block When the boss makes you stay after working hours.

Ninja Katori would be my street name

The only rizz I got is rizzla #rizz

@VijayGopal_ @swiggy_in @KFC_India Hi, this is a good judgment, however can you please share the notification dated 21.04.2017 by the ministry of consumer Affairs?

Finally I won.! The case against @swiggy_in & @KFC_India, about "PACKING CHARGES", for orders placed on Swiggy termed as UNFAIR TRADE PRACTICE, by Hyd Consumer Court 🎂🎉. KFC asked to pay 50k fine to the court, Pay me 15k (10k compensation & 5k for litigation), 45 days to comply

I had imaginary fiends.

Can an elephant get elephantiasis? Asking for a friend

Everything is better in cartoon

Wanted to look like Gloria from Modern family, ended up looking like Gloria from Madagascar

Mmmms not hmmms

Delhi is just one giant cat

One of the downsides of being white is that their teeth look yellower #whitepeopleproblems

Just saw a guy with damaged eyes trying to admire a red rose

Internet is the only place where I'll feel bad for not having a groundhog wish me goodmorning everyday.

@WowRakshak You know what I had a great day today.

@ashnavasthi Negative

You know you're gonna have a good day when you start your day with a cheesecake.

Dahi ke kebab

Mother's just want one thing and that is disgusting #shaadi

Pot brownies are the best, you get high with every burp

Killing blackbucks n'all

The weirdest thing I've taken from a guyfriend is a hairband