Shruti Shrivastava

The audacity to call yourself a “life coach”.

@Ottayaana LOLz ro le ro le, achhe se ro le

@WowRakshak Ab toh no waifu matlab X hi aana padega rone ke liye

Tempted to watch Dhurandhar for Akshaye Khanna. I mean, what a wig! It really is the best wig in the world.

One year since I made this video and never posted it. Exploring Agra feat. Area Bois 🦜🌷 #November2024

What the hell is an elvish yadav?

@imranhindu It is illegal to be using WhatsApp for Political campaigns. Just like it is illegal to be receiving anonymous electoral bonds. PM Modi is not your "family". He doesn't care about you.

Received a letter from Prime Minister Narendra Modi last night. He has asked for my feedback, ideas & suggestions to fulfill the aspirations of a Viksit Bharat. I liked the way it addresses the recipient as a family member & ends by wishing a bright future.

PM Cares.. for himself. #ModiKaBondScam

Thank you #BJP for making bribery legal in India! Best govt ever :') #ModiKaBondScam

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself do a pan masala ad.

@meeniman Rumour has it if you chant "Modi Modi" India will win the match

kohli constantly having to ask crowd to cheer them is so embarrassing like you guys are the ones who's supposed to hype them not the other way.

Congratulations guys! Goa is officially ruined 😀😀😀

People who send out voice notes have a lot of feelings.

@subtlyakaash Meditate.

Making peace with emptiness and richness, both of which describe my recent days. It makes no sense and perfect sense at the same time. I want to stop analyzing and just be, but how?

@shakesena Love nerds

"You look like/are such a nerd" is such a legit compliment

To live is to self promote 🙂

@ashnavasthi Please elaborate. Very interested in this theory 🙂🙂🙂

Delhi is just one giant cat

Funny thing about tv shows, they are almost never conclusive and you land up living a borrowed life. #realityoverfiction

Atleast no one knew I was talking to myself under the facemasks

@Ottayaana No one can seek superior treatment in the name of Ladka Wala. They still might fight over who comes on the ghodi though 🤷

@WowRakshak Hmm.. you mean the families dont fight over kiska ladka ghode pe ayega?

Best thing about gay weddings is that everyone is a "Ladka Wala" 🕺