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Ashreign

@ashreign001

Humor | Hot takes | Relatable chaos I make music too.

Lagos in Nigeria Katılım Eylül 2011
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
I have 177 followers. In 5 days, I got 700,000+ impressions without going viral. I don’t chase clout. I use the comment section as my billboard. Here’s exactly how I do it 🧵
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@tib1_ A 6yrs old child knows the answer to this, why expose the pvsssy to the doctor when it’s obvious baby is coming through the abdomen.
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طب وصحة@tib1_·
وقت العملية القيصرية، هل المنطقة الخاصة (المهبل) تكون مكشوفة للأطباء أثناء العملية؟
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@Nicotama222 I like your strategy, but it doesn’t work for small account like mine.
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@DJ_Foy_jp Isn’t that weird, people offline are really missing a lot.
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Precious Folakemi
Precious Folakemi@PreciousFolake2·
Do females in a coma still get their period or is it paused until they wake up????
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Ashreign
Ashreign@ashreign001·
Humanity is full of deceit. If aliens are real and some people have confirmed it, why not just come out and tell the world? Tomorrow isn’t promised. We keep secrets as if our lives depend on it. Aliens existed before you and will still exist after you, so why keep it when you can’t die with the secret?
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UAPWixy@UAPWixy·
🚨"These Brazilian tribe members had never heard of Aliens before, and they didn't even understand the concept of them." "But when they were shown a picture of a gray alien, they recognized it immediately and said," "That's Mankumawabu. They live underground."
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@the_beardedsina In short, Grace never gave up and kept auditioning until Grace found her.
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The_Bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina·
Grace Jones grew up in an Era where racism was at its peak. At a young age, she tried delving into modeling but was rejected by many agencies because of the colour of her skin and her face said to be to harsh. Grace never gave up and kept auditioning until she caught the eyes of big fashion house like Yves Saint Laurent. She instantly became the New Black It Girl. Grace became an embodiment of feminity and androgyny a concept that was rare at that time. Her eyes, cheekbones and signature afro cut became a fashion designing movement of that era. She became a sought after super model. Her skin was unique. Grace was gradually becoming a powerhouse. She was later cast as a Bond Girl in the James Bond Movie " A View to a Kill" this increasing her popularity Her role in Conan the Deatroyer became iconic and named as one of best female action depiction of all time. It was fierce. The Black Girl that the world once rejected was becoming a powerhouse. She ventured into music and had a few album releases. Her bodyguard then, Dolph Lundgren had a brief relationship with her. The media panning them one of the Top power Hollywood couples. Grace instantly became a sex symbol, her looks revolutionalised music and fashion. One thing people don't know is that Grace Jones has been banned from every Disney property. Reason, Grace Jones has a subtle provocative infusion occasionally in her live performances. In a particular incidence in 1998. Grace was performing, she took of her top to expose her breasts and smoked on stage. This annoyed Disney executives and she was banned from all Disney properties forever. See remains an icon
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𝔻𝕒𝕟.@fwdaniels

what’s iconic about her?

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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@Haidaral_ee @pry_loc The Huawei Mate XT does not run a standard out-of-the-box Android experience and lacks native Google apps, but its operating system operates on an Android core. Isn’t that android?
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stacy 🍂
stacy 🍂@pry_loc·
Using an Android is a sign of poverty
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@jon_d_doe And did I mention he rolls with a particular set of people? Who are the people of south west?
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
You will hardly see other tribes openly disrespect their own tribe. Tribal bigots exist in every tribe, you probably roll with that set of people from your tribe or maybe you married into another tribe. You really fall my hand with this take. It’s like saying that because you’ve never met a lazy Hausa man, it means all Hausa men are hardworking.
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Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
You're free to disagree. But on this app, I have seen more tribal bigotry from mostly people for the south west of Nigeria than any other region. The south western part of Nigeria are full of tribal bigots. And they're unashamed and unapologetic about it. End.
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@TiffanyFong If you know you aren’t a rètârd and you follow her account, prove her wrong and follow my account to experience first-class pampering as a follower. She makes dry jokes, i make watery jokes that require you to hold onto something to avoid being swept away.
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Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
why the fuck do 580K of you retards follow my stupid ass ???
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@OurFavOnlineDoc I expected a total shutdown of schools nationwide, along with an aggressive protest my teachers. I wasn’t disappointed because I’ve seen a religiously brainwashed professor, so who is a teacher.
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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
Nigerian politicians are luckiest lunatics in the whole wide world. Few days ago, barbaric terrorists cuddled by the nigerian govt invaded a school in Oyo state, kidnapped 45 people including teachers and students, they have now beheaded one of the teachers. What does the Nigerian Union of Teachers do? Declare 3 days fasting and prayer, and make tactical excuses for an incompetent irresponsible government. What a baffling disgraceful shame.
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B.O.D@BestofDem_szn·
Someone said the chances of you having sex with your ex if you ever meet them again is 80%.😂
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GehGeh@official_Gegeh·
I’ve never met anyone successful that smokes weed. Not even once
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@Dr_Pharouk Can’t believe your 4mins views is my one week views despite buying blue tick.
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Dr Farouk@Dr_Pharouk·
What’s the lowest amount you have been paid for an influencing gig on X? Let’s laugh together 👀👀 Me: 1500 naira 😭😂
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
After a very long break from driving due to the high cost of fuel, I decided to drive to a canteen to eat today. I can’t believe I forgot my car by the roadside and trekked home.
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@BiancoDavinci The author and supporters of this post are high on expired substance. Y’all telling me my eyes is deceiving me. Hun
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DaVinci@BiancoDavinci·
These houses in San Francisco are actually straight!
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Arojinle@arojinle1·
If a lion is about to attack you and you have a stick, go for its left hand. They almost always strike with their left paw first.
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Ashreign@ashreign001·
@skscartoon Elon Musk replied to your tweet. This is the first time I truly believe the saying, “Every disappointment is a blessing.”
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Skscartoon@skscartoon·
Instagram suspended my account without any warning or explanation. Thank goodness for Elon Musk — at least we still have X
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