Ashton Shtitmere

@Josephnomoney @YGBalenciaga919 Funniest part about it is he’s using a fake bank app called custom bank. So he’s also delusional lmao

@YGBalenciaga919 Such a lame human flexes cash in response to abuse, big 26 guys

@hntrbrkmedia NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING PLEASE @BillGates @FBIDirectorKash @Wendys DO SOMETHING

BREAKING: Microsoft denies "commercial" relationship with Richtech Robotics — after $RR added $370 million in market cap after announcing a "close collaboration." Microsoft told us the engagement was a "standard" customer program.

@WhiteHouse How am I supposed to stand with ICE when I weigh 700 pounds and use a mobility scooter to get around?

STAND WITH ICE.

@cnnbrk Can we invoke the give me a girlfriend act? I’m tired of being lonely

President Trump warns he might invoke the Insurrection Act and deploy US troops in Minnesota as tensions flare over ICE presence in the state cnn.it/45P1SmP

@LeadingReport My phone is fine and everyone else is just lying for attention

BREAKING: Verizon networks are still reporting an outage, with no explanation from the company.

@HalfwayPost I’m addicted to getting covid booster shots, I’m using dead people’s identities to get booster shots

BREAKING: Gen Z teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.

@JackPosobiec Hey jack it’s me Ashton! I’d love to have a sit down with you

Barack Obama’s best friend Jay-Z runs the Super Bowl selection process through his company Roc Nation which has an exclusive contract with the NFL. This is who chooses the halftime show, the most-watched musical performance in America

@MAGAMediaLLC @Financhle @Dexerto I’ve gotten 56 booster shots for Covid

@Financhle @Dexerto Leave it to a dumb fucking leftist to enjoy the taste of sunscreen. “I’ll take a scoop of sunscreen with a quadruple vax on the side”

Van Leeuwen has created a sunscreen-flavored ice cream in collaboration with Carnival Cruise Line

@EricLDaugh Wow so you guys are celebrating people losing their jobs for exercising free speech? Crazy

🚨 BREAKING: Over 100 TEACHERS in Texas will now have their teacher certification suspended and become ineligible to teach in Texas public schools after they endorsed Charlie Kirk's assassination or incited more violence, Governor Greg Abbott announces. They're all FINDING OUT. "The Texas Education Agency is investigating Texas teachers whose actions called for or incite violence following the Charlie Kirk assassination."

@GregAbbott_TX Are you bragging about an American losing their job?

The professor has now been fired.

@joeroganhq Charlie we should try sharia law in America just to see if we like it

Charlie Kirk: "The American way of life is very simple. I want to be able to get married, buy a home, have kids, allow them to ride their bike till the sun goes down, send them to a good school, have a low crime neighborhood, not to have my kid be taught the lesbian, gay, transgender garbage in their school. While also, not having them have to hear the Muslim call to prayer five times a day. That's important."

@myhiddenvalue I am vaccinated and proud to be

How many kids are there with autism that haven't been vaccinated?

@Scott_4Trump I think we should try out socialism and then communism to see if we like them. Can I get an AMEN

For all the Democrats who prefer socialism over capitalism, you are free to get the F*ck out of America. Move to a socialist country where you pay 60% or more in taxes. Better yet, move to a communist country because that's what you are, a communist. dailycaller.com/2025/09/08/dem…

@mmpadellan I have no problem paying a little bit of extra money at the grocery store, it’s patriotic to support your country

TWEEPS: #Trumpflation is hitting hard! trump’s tariffs jack up groceries, gas, healthcare, & household stuff, costing folks $2,400 yearly. No matter where you are, it hurts. Can we get 1,000 fast RTs & replies with #Trumpflation to spread the word? Please and thank you!🙏💪

@GoldenAgeTimes2 I think we should try sharia law and see if we like it

🚨BREAKING: After Texas' historic ban of Sharia Law, Rep. Randy Fine stated on his official X account that he plans to take this ban nationally: "I'm working on a bill in Congress that would bring this nationwide. Sharia law has no place in America." This is very much needed. Islam is a threat & is incompatible with our country & all we stand for! 🇺🇸