Ian Diggins

@fesshole A bitter pill to swallow that is

As a middle-aged man I am not sure there is anything more depressing than realising your stock of blue pills is out of date.

@carlfhoward @Keir_Starmer Well said

@Keir_Starmer How is the Bank of Englands reluctant decision to cut base rates any illustration of positive action by Labour? They have decided to risk further inflation because your existing measures have sunk the economy - hardly good news.

Good news: interest rates have been cut five times since we came into government. Homebuyers are £1000 better off on their mortgages than they were a year ago. That's our Plan for Change in action.

@muxloekid @fesshole 👌 I getcha 👊

@fesshole Not good enough to put down your cola vape though....

I'm seeing a bloke who is not attractive at all, but his cunnilingus skills are frankly so good, I'm willing to overlook his face. Keep up the good work.

@Morbidful Prefer the Beekeeper version TBH, made for a better story

In 2014 a Jamaican phone scammer threatened to kill a retired American man named William Webster when he wouldn't fall for the scam. The scammer didn't know Webster was the former director of both the FBI and CIA. He was arrested when he flew to NYC in 2017 and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

@KarlDiskin @anon_opin I’ve finally seen someone with common sense. Thank you. Had seriously thought I was the only one in the world.

@anon_opin The point is a valid, but part of it is that the true cost per trip in a car (including tax, insurance, servicing, maintenance, parking fees & fines, speeding tickets, tolls, and so on, on top of fuel) is a lot higher than people think it is

For environmental reasons I want to use trains wherever possible. But why am I paying double or triple the cost of petrol to not get a seat and stand on an non air conditioned train for two+ hours sweating my balls off. This is an utterly ridiculous system.

@LeeCharlotte258 @JonathanPieNews Sadly, I agree. But we never learn, Labour just cannot get it right. But we voted for them regardless and are somehow surprised at the same result.

@JonathanPieNews @JonathanPieNews I'm bringing a tear too at how disappointingly shit this current labour government has turned out to be. Now, I fail to see how the man of the people, big Nige doesn't walk straight into number 10 as a final gift from Labour. Yayyy... It's so depressing.

Bloody hell, did they staple that smile to her face?

@Vinod_r108 @WorldDarkWeb2 Is that not Alexis Sanchez 🤷🏻‍♂️

@WorldDarkWeb2 Worst nightmare caught on camera 😳

Worst nightmare caught on camera 😳

Some player that lad

@anon_opin Says the lead guitarist

The only people who like drum solos are drummers.

@piersmorgan @m8arteta Just re-sign Thierry Henry, he’d still find the net ahead of anyone in the current squad

Dear ⁦@m8arteta⁩ .. we’re now going backwards under your tenure because of your bizarre refusal to sign a world class striker. To help focus your mind, we need one with the calibre of these guys below. So, for God’s sake stop being so damn stubborn and get us one. 👇👇👇

@Alaska0420 @libsoftiktok NO, as ‘there can be only ONE’ Gonna be a great fight somewhere soon

Trump: Millions of Social Security Payments Going to People Over 120 Years Old! - Ages 120-129: 3.47 million - Ages 130-139: 3.94 million - Ages 140-149: 3.54 million - Ages 150-159: 1.35 million

@StateOfLinkedIn Maybe he was just man into the room and had to squeeze in at the back 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Belter as usual from Jake Humpfrey

@fesshole Nothing sticks better than shit to a tile

Doing a job redecorating & tiling a bathroom. Customer was an absolute nightmare, worst I've had in my 25 year career. When finishing off the last day of tiling, I had a shit, and smeared a little bit of shit on the back of every tile.

@PirbrightCC @WBCC_cricket @snapsponsorship @Clockwork_Jobs Proper seed that was #BendItLikeBeckham #TooGood #WaftingOutsideOff #GoneFishing

Great final evening of indoor games for the pirbright 4 teams last night. Great spirit, lots of fun and for Pirbright a cardio work out thanks to their skipper Thanks to Marist fathers and @WBCC_cricket for joining us again this year @snapsponsorship @Clockwork_Jobs

@Morbidful “Oh Rose”

Harrowing footage shows the moment a boat carrying tourists capsized.

@Keir_Starmer Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it.

Tomorrow’s Budget is the start of a new chapter towards making Britain better off.

@c0rbs9 @steveaustinBSR Whaaaaat?

Went out for Sarah’s birthday lunch, and bumped into a rattlesnake! What a legend! @steveaustinBSR 🖕🏻🖕🏻🍻

@jsumfink @MartinSLewis Are they not both then just 2 year mortgages 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤔🤔

@MartinSLewis Hi Martin. What are the pro’s and cons for a 25 year mortgage vs a 30 year mortgage on a 2 year fixed (both have the same initial rate of 4.3%). And i intend to switch after the 2 year fix. Thanks.

New pod. Mortgage Special: Time to fix? Will rates drop further? Help for older mortgagers & more. Plus Savers update | Winter fuel judicial review | And your First paypacket splurges! Do have a listen - podcasts.APPLE.com/gb/podcast/the… - open.SPOTIFY.com/show/6tsU1ycEN… BBC.co.uk/sounds/series/…

@PirbrightCC Different league, new challenge but Team Phoenix still ‘Smashing-IT’

Congratulations to the Phoenix team winning Div 2 I’anson softball league and being promoted in their first season in the league 🎉

@RealHughJackman @VancityReynolds @deadpoolmovie Is that not @ChaseCricket’s very own Big Bossman #DeadpoolDan

❤️💛 @VancityReynolds @deadpoolmovie #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG