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@wildpostss This family is not well 🫤

TikTok star Noah Beck's mom has been suspended from her teaching job after an "inappropriate" video of her and her son resurfaced online She is on paid leave while an investigation is pending

@anijen21 Girl

Christ why did it take me until this rewatch to realize Stan replaced Sal

@TwOPnt0 I was just shocked to see the push notification about you being back!!!

Only Jermaine Cole will have me back on Elons dumpster fire because what?!?! A double disk????

@JayKillz @strattonGOD @KnightClawk I just said “oh my god yes” out loud

@strattonGOD @KnightClawk 877 393 444 ayyyyyyyyyyt

a remote w disney plus on it 😭

@strattonGOD @KnightClawk Why did I have to scroll so long for this????

@KnightClawk 😮‍💨

@gabbgoudy If they’re all really that lonely I feel like they could get together and become friends and then they wouldn’t be so lonely anymore

i was going to post this on instagram, but you guys genuinely made me feel so bad about it. they male loneliness epidemic is self-inflicted and i don’t feel sorry for any of you.

@ssscorvus The worst part is that it’s still horrible even if you fix the number of years 😬😬😬😬😬

@Rain_MakeFair What happened to shame

Excuse me @duolingo!!! Is AI managing your social media already?????

@duolingo I didn’t get 5 monthly quest points for the friends quest I completed today 😢 help!

Make America Great Depression Again. It's right there

@Jayeno1 @notcapnamerica Am I the only one who thought this meant there was a Dr. Siber who has been her plastic surgeon since 2005

@notcapnamerica Ok been siber for DECADES. That’s cosmetic surgery in all its glory. Don’t chock it up to anything else

I really need to know the name of her doctor because omg

@mattxiv this will surely lower egg prices...

@hannaahhn Lmao omg the joke finally got funny

I guess doxxing me and harassing my family wasnt enough, the moment has come where I have been fired from my job because of the joke I tweeted on here. Kind of insane that a couple seriously insecure people can actually take your job from you over something so dumb! Is this the part where I get famous and start going on podcasts!?

@TwOPnt0 What are you talking about!!!! I’ve never heard of another Red Lobster with a DJ!!!!!

@ashwinip Good! That place was terrible 😂😂😂

@TwOPnt0 did you know the Harlem Red Lobster is PERMANENTLY CLOSED

@MeganFoxWriter @GeyInterrupted That’s from the book though!

@GeyInterrupted We actually didn't tho. We made fun of the director of this movie who claimed 135lbs was fat. Everyone was annoyed by it

@verycoldworld @plagueprose @currenttheejoys Can you tag me if you get an answer to this

@polypocketknife @plagueprose @currenttheejoys What would you have done?

the imagery of white people at brunch just watching nazis march on...