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Megan Fox

@MeganFoxWriter

Medium smart award-winning, woke journalist. https://t.co/th1im7f7iq

New York Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
For the bourbon lovers out there, here's the Lemon Poundcake Sour! 1.5 oz bourbon with vanilla tones .5 oz Amaretto 1 egg white (don't be a pussy. Throw it in the shaker with the ice first and shake it for a bit like Lick'em low Lisa shakes when she encounters a meme song) Juice of one lemon 2 dashes citrus bitters Add to shaker of ice and shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it....like Brian Newland looking at pictures of kids. (Wait, no. Not like that. Because that's HORRIFIC). As you shake it, sing one verse and chorus of Randy Walters is a Son of a Bitch. By the time you get to the second chorus the drink is sufficiently frothy. Strain over large cube of ice, garnish with lemon twist and enjoy. You can thank me here with the best @ogafroman meme you found on X today. Go.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
ABC knew she was a domestic abuser on probation. Apparently, it was much discussed on the show during taping. They never should have hired her. They're going to lose a fortune. Shout out to @DadChallengePod who called it a long time ago.
TMZ@TMZ

🚨 ABC has canceled “The Bachelorette” and the fallout is HUGE. The move follows the explosive video TMZ released of Taylor Frankie Paul attacking Dakota and throwing a barstool that ricochets and hits her child.

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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
@TransRoofKorean Is it a coincidence that the prosecutors in the cases are named Binger and Klingler? They should open a firm for lost causes.
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TransRoofKorean@TransRoofKorean·
@MeganFoxWriter I haven't felt as uplifted since the Rittenhouse result "maybe it can work out right after all"
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
This is an honest man. I found the clip on Fox 19 News. Klinger should be ashamed of himself. Did he never see this video? @ogafroman does not lie. But those sheriffs sure do. They owe him $400. Pay it back. And fix his door.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
Hear me out. @ogafroman needs to take this talent on the road. Find people who have been abused by the system and stopped from justice by immunity and write dis tracks about their persecutors. And he can do it for free because he will keep all the proceeds of the songs. I nominate Judge Eric Eighmy of Missouri first who locked the Rocket children in a jail cell because they didn't want to visit their mom who wanted to kill their budding performance career with their dad. Then he had them arrested, strip-searched, and detained in juvenile hall for NO REASON AT ALL. He got immunity for arresting them across state lines. He will never pay for it unless Afroman comes to the rescue.
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Megan Fox
Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
For the bourbon lovers out there, here's the Lemon Poundcake Sour! 1.5 oz bourbon with vanilla tones .5 oz Amaretto 1 egg white (don't be a pussy. Throw it in the shaker with the ice first and shake it for a bit like Lick'em low Lisa shakes when she encounters a meme song) Juice of one lemon 2 dashes citrus bitters Add to shaker of ice and shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it....like Brian Newland looking at pictures of kids. (Wait, no. Not like that. Because that's HORRIFIC). As you shake it, sing one verse and chorus of Randy Walters is a Son of a Bitch. By the time you get to the second chorus the drink is sufficiently frothy. Strain over large cube of ice, garnish with lemon twist and enjoy. You can thank me here with the best @ogafroman meme you found on X today. Go.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
The kids only got $5000 in damages on one claim. This man traumatized them. They deserved to have the whole case heard. And look at this creepy mofo who thinks it's okay to strip-search CHILDREN. He faced no public ridicule. No one knows who he is. That should change.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
I told my daughter about Lick'em Low Lisa today. She couldn't stop laughing, and she told me when she was 12 some boy said she looked like a boy. She said, "I bet my dick is bigger than yours," and he shut right up.😆 If a CHILD can handle this middle school teasing, a sheriff's officer has NO EXCUSE.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
If she hadn't sued, she could have moved anywhere. Now there's nowhere to go where people won't recognize her and that's her fault for suing over this garbage. My daughter, when she was 12, was told she looked like a boy because she had a pixie cut. She said "I bet my dick is bigger than yours." That solved that. If a 12-year-old can handle it, I think a sheriff's officer has no excuse.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
This s is the greatest trial on earth. We are watching this tomorrow morning. 😂 #afroman
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Quadcarl@Quadcarl·
Meme of the day.
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Rekieta Law@RekietaLaw·
Lmao, imagine your co-host unironically stating they would run cover for pedophiles. Holy shit.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
@LethalLauren904 They said under oath no charges were brought which means there were no credible threats.
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Lauren Neidigh
Lauren Neidigh@LethalLauren904·
They could have been receiving threats for any number of things. I don’t condone threatening anyone but cops piss off A LOT of people. They are going to be threatened a lot even if it’s completely unreasonable. If they can’t handle threats or need to cry and leave work over a parody video, they shouldn’t be trusted to hold authority in situations where lives are threatened. Also, saying Afroman had a “position of power” over the police officers who raided his home when he was innocent and then refused to even apologize or help pay for damage repair… that’s SO out of touch. The jury probably found them completely unsympathetic.
Katt@KattN0tWilliams

Oof!! This wasn't captured in the media broadcast. Witness Justin Cooley starts speaking directly to Afroman and Afroman responds🔥 #AfromanTrial

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SWIFT@Swift_Pilot·
This CLIP of Afroman will live in INFAMY 🤣
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Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube
Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube@IanRunkle·
Also, the Afroman case should be used as training in police departments for a few things: 1. There are fights you can't punch your way out of, so you better know how to de-escalate. 2. Accountability can find you.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
@jaycaspiankang that's alright. YouTube had it covered. We don't need the "press corps"
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kang@jaycaspiankang·
We as a press corps need to come clean and admit we did not properly cover the Afroman trial.
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Megan Fox@MeganFoxWriter·
I'm crying.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Andrew Nadeau
Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·
I think the cops who sued Afroman should be fired. Not even for the raid. It just shows disturbingly poor judgement to sue someone you know is AMAZING at making fun of you, and saying on tv you don’t know if he fucked your wife. That’s not someone that should have a gun.
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