April Sickler

I have a Lindt brush. It’s made of chocolate.

Does Eric Andre play videogames?

I just blinked back from the universe where Eric Andre had a daughter.

Skateboarding just seems so scary!!

What’s Laputa’s sewer system like? Do they drop their doodie on us ground dwellers? Or does it get filtered through the trees roots perhaps?

I snort peach fuzz #peach

Ain’t there nothin grosser than a little piece of minced garlic on a big toe? #gross

Clothes are made of dust. Like how rocks will be sand

The power to grow a beautiful garden by touching the soil is cheapened by the name Dirtfinger.

is anyone horny

@ComedyBangBang Why is some cheese “squeaky”?

The floor is open for questions.

The Butterface Effect

What if Snake was Flanders

@DisappointSalad Omg head cannon Navi’s true form is Tink

@asickler97 She’ll be jealous though.

Link X Tinkerbell

Oh, they made it punk #twitter

society: can i bum a cig? me: