Watered Down Sprite

Pricking my finger on the fb marketplace spinning wheel as a type of gender affirming care

I love my friends so much id trade them all for a bit of pocket lint

owch

Chugging a 2L bottle of Dr Pepper in one go because I want to meet god

can I come over and ruin ur life as a treat

My husband is a warlock and I hate him

Princess Cadence🩷 #mlp #mlpfanart #princesscadence #cadence #digitalfanart #digitalart #fanart #artistonx #fypシ゚

Yo we’re fucking horses…

My religion? HER

sunset shimmer wip

i dislocated my ballsack

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

I love being the short friend. Yes I will bite at your ankles and yes I will yap at you. Denying me that pleasure is like denying a dying man’s final wish.

ENROL TO VOTE. AOTEAROA DESERVES BETTER

if a fucked up dog can break out of grippy sock jail SO CAN YOU

the dog must as others fear it is too ugly to talk to. they’re wrong tho

THE DOG HAS OBTAINED GRIPPY SOCKS. I REPEAT, THE DOG HAS OBTAINED THE GRIPPY SOCKS

the dog is lonely, the dog could use a quualude

feeling like the most whimsical bitch in the psych ward rn w my hello kitty grippy socks, hello kitty blanket, and glow in the dark eyes that pierce through patients souls