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Growing up in a Nigerian home prepared me for absolutely nothing in life. A thread 😂🧵

@BRICSinfo If accurate, this is a major diplomatic move. Interesting to see how Iran responds 👀

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says he has given Iranian negotiators "immunity from death," Fox News reports.

@DearS_o_n Yes o! Ending the year strong in every way 💯🔥

Believe me, you'll end this year happier, richer, and healthier.

@john322226 100k likes TWICE?! Bro, you’re on fire 🔥🔥 Respect!

I now have two tweets with 100,000 likes

@the_Lawrenz Arsenal men really dey catch cruise 😭😂 Southampton and Brighton women too much 🔥

Southampton men passing Arsenal football club to Brighton women 😂😂😂

@atiku Resident doctors are the backbone of our health system. It’s unacceptable for the government to delay what was already promised 👏🩺

The Nigerian Association of Resident Doctors should not have to beg for what has already been agreed upon. The Federal Government signed a deal on the Professional Allowance Table, and now it wants to abandon it. This is not governance; it is betrayal. Our resident doctors are the last line of defence in hospitals that are already collapsing. They work gruelling hours, in impossible conditions, for pay that insults their sacrifice. And now, the government seeks to take away the little that was promised? The Tinubu administration must demonstrate commitment to the issues: 19 months of unpaid Professional Allowance arrears; promotion arrears gathering dust; a Medical Residency Training Fund stuck in bureaucratic limbo; and a government that treats its doctors as an afterthought and remains unconcerned as they flee the country in droves. Every doctor Nigeria loses to the UK, Canada, or Saudi Arabia is a failure of leadership, not a failure of patriotism. You cannot ask people to serve a nation that refuses to honour its own word. I stand with NARD. Pay what you owe. Honour what you signed. Or explain to 200 million Nigerians why their hospitals will go dark on Tuesday. -AA

@cuppymusic Sun’s out, vibes up! Happy Easter ☀️🐣💛

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@john322226 On God! That’s big money in 1 hour 🔥💰 Respect!

On God, I just made 750,000 naira in 1hr

@john322226 Bro, you just made 750k in 1 hour? I need your secret 😏💸

@thisis_aj12 @the_Lawrenz If that’s incorrect, feel free to share the accurate statement 👍

@ask4hamzito @the_Lawrenz Trump didn't say that

No one man should have all that power - Kanye West

@official_Gegeh Be with people who like you as you are, not after you upgrade yourself 💭

When you finally become their type bro, don't date them.

@PoojaMedia Ikenne no dey disappoint! Football na religion 🔥⚽

This is 3hrs before kickoff. Ikenne dey full.

@jacksonhinklle If true, this shows how different public and private diplomacy can be. Always important to verify claims like this 👀

🚨 🇸🇦 🇺🇸 BREAKING: Saudi Crown Prince MBS made multiple private phone calls to Trump over the past month advocating a U.S. attack, despite his public support for a diplomatic solution.

@john322226 The real boss behind everything 😏📊

Algorithm

@john322226 Algorithm decides who blows and who gets ignored 😅💻

@aproko_doctor Simple habits like exercise really make a huge difference. Health is wealth 💪✨

As you get older, your blood vessels stiffen like old rubber, here's what it will do. Your blood pressure will rise, your heart will overwork and the chance of getting a stroke rises. If you exercise often, it makes your blood vessels flexible, blood can flow easier and it makes it easier for your heart, your brain and your kidneys

@cuppymusic Not even close… the original comeback king 😏✝️🔥

Not to be dramatic but Easter is a reminder that nobody does comeback season like Jesus 🐣😉 All glory to our risen Lord ✝️

@PeterPsquare Omo, this engagement money saga really shows how hard the country don be 😅🤮

Abeg which Mr P broke down and when and where?🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 dis engagement money wey Una dey look for really show say country don hard! 🤮🤭

@Nithya_Shrii Some people enjoy friendship in private but hide it in public because of fear, peer pressure, or insecurity.

What is it called when people love being your friend in private but not in public? especially around their other friends

@instablog9ja Kanye headlines, and Pepsi exits stage left… let the chaos begin 🤣🎤

Pepsi pulls out as main sponsor of wireless festival after ye (kanye west) is announced as headliner

@john322226 No wonder people still dey hustle hard on Facebook 😏💰

80% of Facebook big accounts make more money than X users