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That strange warm feeling's probably anger. But could also be love. And could also be he's trying to cook you.
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Ask Will Graham
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Ask Will Graham
@askwillgraham
Relationship advice from Baltimore’s most sane (and most dateable) special agent. 🌈🍖 18+ NSFW
Katılım Kasım 2020
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It's an April Fools guys. That gourmet source of protein's still in my bedroom, in addition to my nightmares, worst regrets, best life change. . .you get the idea
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Tweaked my dogs-food recipe with a gourmet source of protein. Should last for weeks. I'm single again also, if you needed to know.
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Tweaked my dogs-food recipe with a gourmet source of protein. Should last for weeks. I'm single again also, if you needed to know.
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He's insane for this and it's a guy whose dark urges could write poetry in blood.
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Pro tip delaying your own murder:
Have it instead of an anything* and coke
*for me this is whiskey
Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy
If you feel down, an aperol spritz can perk you up if murder is not an option.
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I like the flavor of people but . . .don't most recipes use too much? What do you think?
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Dog Contingency Plan (Retirement Edition):
IN CASE OF DEATH DURING COLLECTING HANNIBAL AND FAKING OUR DEATH
✅Life insurance goes to family, and family cares for dogs
ALL OTHER CONTINGENCIES
✅Chiyoh
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Dog Contingency Plan (Travel Edition):
IN CASE OF DEATH IN EUROPE
✅Brought dogs to a new home, really quiet location, nice family
IN CASE OF SURVIVAL IN EUROPE
✅Consider dating new owner of dogs
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Incarceration taught me a valuable lesson. Have a dog contingency plan. So here's my dog contingency plans, for my life after that.
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Never apologize for being right, and when in doubt, add more butter.
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Celebrate the knockoff Habsburg playing pretend in his blood diamond hat with a feast to remember.
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Writers deserve to reap the fruits of their labor, and anyone who complains about their shows being delayed is going in the Cuisinart.
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How many times have I said 'Don't lick that it's going on the table.' Guys. Please. There's eight of you, one of me, and I don't know where my husband is to help lift this into the kitchen.
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Time to open up my Rolodex and arrange a rapid unscheduled disassembly for the mechanic who overcharged me for fixing the Bentley.
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When the FBI is persecuting me for my harmless and whimsical hobbies, this is who they're targeting:
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