Hannibal Lecter Advice

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Hannibal Lecter Advice

@murdertherapy

Mental health advice from Baltimore's most tasteful psychiatrist. 🌈🍖 18+ please

Katılım Eylül 2019

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·11 Eki

Why not use the last days of this dying hellsite to help civilians trapped in Gaza?

mr. a 🇵🇸@bigtittyhasan

Palestinian aid and where to donate, 🧵: Anera works directly with Palestine, delivering food, blood, and medical supplies support.anera.org/a/palestine-em… Doctors Without Borders is currently working in Gaza and has reported that hospitals are overwhelmed donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/donate?…

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·4 Eki

@CharlieKLP Thank you. I find the state of this platform disheartening, but like Sisyphus I persevere

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Charlie Kay@CharlieKLP·3 Eki

@murdertherapy It makes me happy when you post! Hope you’re doing good xx

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·2 Eki

I find normality to be a poor barometer for mental health.

Wills7dogs@hannithecani3

Oh… Hannibal I hate to tell u this, but cannibalism is “abnormal” apparently lmaooo

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·3 Eki

@DBMars33 Exactly

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D.B. Mars 🀄️7️⃣ RDC7 🙌@DBMars33·3 Eki

@murdertherapy It’s fine to be weird

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·20 Eyl

@Helena_Hannibal Thank you for the offer, but I would prefer to go down with the ship for maximum drama.

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Helena@Helena_Hannibal·19 Eyl

@murdertherapy Do you need a Bluesky code, Dr. Lecter?

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·18 Eyl

If this godforsaken cesspool becomes subscription only, please know that I wish the best for you all. And that you should self-actualize through murder, obviously.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·26 Ağu

Gentle reminder that I would never do this.

gaz@gazpachomachine

my friend just got a therapist on BetterHelp and it is NOT going well

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·2 Ağu

Some of you appear to have used a few of my recipes.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·30 Tem

When in doubt, try not to destroy what little brand credibility you have with a logo that looks like it was designed by a lazy, fascist middle schooler.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·24 Tem

@4VRNOCTURNALME Yes, that's kind of my whole deal x

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·24 Tem

Note: I will not actually be doing this

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·24 Tem

In honor of the X rollout I am also rebranding. I'll still be dispensing murder-based mental health advice, but in a much dumber "xxxtreme epic bacon mountain dew-core" kind of way.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·15 Tem

@GojiraSpouse Ah yes, I know this one

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·14 Tem

Without writers and actors, I would only exist as a nameless malevolence, a hunger lurking unfed in the darkest oubliette of your mind. Please support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·1 Tem

I'm planning a dinner party, can anyone think of six loathsome wastes of oxygen in the greater DC metro area?

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·26 Haz

5 things that would kill me instantly: 1) the loss of Will Graham 2) 500 mg of potassium cyanide 3) cotton-poly blend 4) a sour apple jolly rancher, I'm assuming 5) my influence transcends the bounds of this fleshly prison, rendering death as impotent as the law

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Hannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy·21 Haz

@escapingbeans You're too kind

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