Asleep Machine

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Asleep Machine

@asleep_machine

pepe collector

Katılım Nisan 2010

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·1 Kas

“History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes” The (Micro)Strategy blowup will start the bear market capitulation and thus mark the bottom to launch a new bull cycle by the end of 2026.

Strategy@Strategy

$STRC rate stretched to 10.50%. For those who like money.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·30 Nis

You can clearly tell it’s not London and the admin knows this too but he’s also aware he’ll get engagement and you can see in the comments the amount of people that just go along with it because they’re blind

Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho

🇬🇧 Grok Says this is near London, it looks like England with its famous Centuries Old Red Brick. He was bored, so decided to destroy it. You all see the problem here right?

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·2 Nis

Constantly antagonising people, then acts like a victim when people react

Harman Singh Kapoor@kingkapoor72

I don’t wear body armour anymore. London is still dangerous The reason is I carry pork all the time for safety 😂

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·20 Mar

Looks like we’re doing a swoop on the Bressert with gold, silver, and the miners. So once a low is in, expect a disappointing correction up, with further downside thereafter

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·19 Mar

Oh no

Jim Cramer@jimcramer

Very oversold...

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·19 Mar

$SPX and $NDQ both at the 200DMA with a cycle low due, high probability it could be a low and we see a bounce only for a left translated daily cycle as we head into a ICL

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·19 Mar

There’s this one guy I follow that’s a influencer in the markets and he tends to stay too bullish for too long even when his bearish thesis is right

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·15 Mar

@trader1sz @TylerDurden ‘I was just always brainwashed at first’ geezer doesn’t realise he’s still blinded lmao

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TraderSZ@trader1sz·15 Mar

@TylerDurden each to their own bruv

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·2 Mar

Now we getting 10am pumps lol

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·2 Mar

I’m sure Jane Street would find a way lol

Luke Martin@VentureCoinist

Bitcoin is real estate that fits in your pocket and can't be bombed.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·28 Şub

You see how uneducated these people are? They follow the media blindly without doing any research of their own. I mean the answer is pretty obvious

Ran Neuner@cryptomanran

Why would Iran hit the UAE?

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·26 Şub

Is HMRC doing this because they know they can make an insane amount on CGT and want to prevent people from buying Bitcoin in a tax wrapper? Kinda predatory if you ask me!

Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph

🇬🇧 NEW: UK investors will be unable to buy crypto products in their ISAs from April after HMRC reclassified crypto ETNs to a wrapper that no mainstream platform currently offers.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·16 Şub

@CyclesFan @sebgdj Lmao you need a history lesson bruv and stop being so ignorant, seek knowledge and aspire to be better. That tweet alone shows you’re nothing but ignorance

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CyclesFan@CyclesFan·16 Şub

@sebgdj Full of African and Muslim scumbags. I guess you're afraid to say that because the thought police would be knocking on your door.

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Seb G@sebgdj·15 Şub

The UK is fucked. Full of scumbags, no jobs, shit weather, everything is double the price. If I was you I’d fuck off while you can. Absolute shithole

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·11 Şub

Bitcoin so weak it can’t even get a sustained bounce going

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·9 Şub

@mindofprospect Actually perplexed by the comments. People really don’t understand how easy it is to make mayo. It literally takes 5 minutes lol

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John Dutton@mindofprospect·8 Şub

I bet they will stop doing this soon. They’ve literally just given you a precise recipe. Any sensible person will look at this and decide to just make it themselves whenever they need it

Dr David Unwin@lowcarbGP

WELL DONE ⁦@marksandspencer⁩ You have understood the brief with respect to ingredients perfectly AND it’s really tasty 😋 HURRAH 🥳

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·7 Şub

@TechCharts Hi Aksel, what’s your process for going long when a stock gaps up from support, like in the example above?

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Aksel Kibar, CMT@TechCharts·7 Şub

$JBL after a hard re-test, more likely to become a Type 3 breakout. Resuming higher for now.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·7 Şub

Just go on the comments and see all the people lacking a basic understanding of how to show respect for elders. That’s simply all it is. Alhamdulilah for Islam!

Defence Index@Defence_Index

🇲🇦 Morocco’s 22-year-old Crown Prince Moulay Ali Hassan skips hand kissing and instead stops to talk at length with people who simply shake his hand, a quiet but powerful signal of modern leadership.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·5 Şub

@tradingview fix the mobile app man! It’s actually terrible

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·5 Şub

ICL and DCL failures everywhere! RISK OFF!

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·5 Şub

Bear market and 10 a.m. slam are going to go crazy.

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Asleep Machine@asleep_machine·5 Şub

Bro TradingView needs to stop glitching man

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@trader1sz @TylerDurden @CyclesFan @sebgdj @mindofprospect @TechCharts @elonmusk @BarackObama