Aspen is ready to stop applying for jobs

I do look like a snack but unfortunately it's to bugs and not men.

@haileykimchi “Oh dip”

From the Eric Carle Team: It is with heavy hearts that we share that Eric Carle, author & illustrator of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and many other beloved classics, passed away on 23rd at the age of 91. Thank you for sharing your talent with generations of young readers.

I had the husky and I brought it with me EVERYWHERE

@lil_wein_ I was literally thinking about pixie hollow yesterday 😂

Pixie Hollow or die

Laughed at “I’m begging iPhone users to stop reacting to texts in group messages with android users”

Catcus in full bloom

me: wheres the 13th floor? builder: we skip it in all our buildings me: what why builder: me: builder: *embarrassed* too spooky

@hannahvdubs Diet Dr Pepper is VILE and no one can convince me otherwise

Is it a controversial opinion to hate all Diet sodas? Or do I just live in Utah?

@haileykimchi Second outfit is giving me big mxmtoon vibes!

@carly_car_ @classicmerm Nice

a truly blessed combination

@casskittles Please we need an Instagram dedicated to Cleo and pearl!!!!!

polite

@sexyystel I saw a sign there once that said “Gibbons family established 2018”

@casskittles Try American Eagle curvy jeans! They have more stretch in the fabric and waistband to actually fit to bodies!

me: every pair of jeans that actually fits my ass:

@haileykimchi I do but I’m already married because of a dating app :/

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze. [a thread] 🧵

@womenpostingws Okay but we need to see Sophi in neon because that skin with those colors? Chef’s kiss

@wtfisthisthing0 @confuzzl @SpiritedSparr0w We had one named Bagheera like the panther from Jungle Book!

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