ZenD

Meet ZenD — where copywriting finesse meets data-driven dominance. He doesn’t just sell you an idea. He reverse-engineers your desire, tracks your behavior, and predicts your conversion before you even scroll. Part poet. Part algorithm. Fully Web3.

@the_Lawrenz Dem for don start immigration bullshit again… Anytime I see something like this, I always pray it’s not a black person this time

Thankfully, it wasn’t a black man that’s done this.

@UtdKhare @Asah_Mike @AsakyGRN There’s no mad breed, bros They’re all the same Stop enabling them

@Asah_Mike @AsakyGRN 😂😂😂😂 those are the mad breeds

Moment touts started cur$!ng Peller that his boat would have an accident just because he didn’t give them money. What kind of entitlement is this? 😳

@_the_khalid @dammiedammie35 They’ll tell you Nigeria does not have the resources to sponsor that, but they’ll continue to embezzle public funds

@dammiedammie35 Govt should just provide body cam for these policemen, they look weird carrying phone to record civilian like that. Not really professional

“I was h@rassed and t0uched inappr0priately by a Nigerian Police Officer in Festac, Lagos” - Lady cr!es out

@olamide_adee Stray bullet just touch two innocent countries… 😔😂

You live in France . That’s the Burkina Faso of Europe I live in 4th safeest country in world. Ori e buru

@NigeriaStories South east people are never going to beat this allegation

A woman from Imo State, who has three children, used boiling water to peel off the fingers of a five-year-old child living with her. She also used a candle to burn the child's private area. Wicked woman 😳

@feesarhbby Don’t go oo… It’s obvious they don’t rate you, and accessibility will make the rating go down more

Reason why I’m not attending Their mum is my mum’s elder sister, so we are cousins. My mum is the last born in her family, and i grew up very close to them. I even stayed with them for a while. The twins are five years older than me, and they’ve always been like brothers to me. However, they did something that really hurt me. We both gained admission into the same university together. They got their admission late for some reason, which is why we ended up starting at the same time. One of the twins was given Accounting,the course they both wanted,but the other twin was given a different course. Fast forward to our convocation day: my mum was sick and my dad had travelled. I was already working at a showroom at the time because I needed money for my NYSC. Before convocation, they paid for their gowns and collected theirs. They have three sisters abroad who are doing well, while I’m the first born in my family and carry a lot of responsibility. I couldn’t afford to pay for my clearance and gown immediately, so I was waiting for my salary. By the time I paid, it was late and I wasn’t given my convocation gown. Meanwhile, they collected theirs and did a photoshoot with their family. After their photo shoot, I called and asked if I could borrow their gown so I could also do my own photo shoot. They refused and said they were taking it to school for pictures. I told them, “But you guys already did your shoot.” I begged them, but they still refused to lend it to me. I was really hurt. On our convocation day, when I arrived at school, I couldn’t even enter because of the heavy crowd and traffic. I had to stay outside with my friend. She had also paid for her gown but wasn’t given one either. We both walked around looking for someone who could lend us a gown so we could at least take some pictures. The person we eventually borrowed a gown from didn’t even allow us to use it for more than a minute before she collected it back. At the end of the day, the only picture I managed to take was blurry because we were rushing. It hurt even more when I heard that my cousin and his parents celebrated his convocation in a big way,they cooked, invited friends, and made it a memorable occasion. I felt left out, but I just looked away. When it was time for NYSC, I had already been working for a year. I wanted to register for mine and asked if they could give me the contact of the person who helped them with their direct posting. They had gotten direct posting to Ibadan, and I also wanted Ibadan or Osun. But they refused until I was posted to benue Since then, we stopped talking. That was in 2022. Until now, I don’t use WhatsApp anymore. But whenever I post something on Telegram, they’re always the first person to view it. So I just assumed they didn’t want to talk to me. In January, my mum told me that one of them wants to do a wedding, but they didn’t tell me themselves. That’s why I don’t want to attend. My mum has been begging me to go but I won’t

@dammiedammie35 Female Abacha… All these guys squander money, then relocate to UK Almost all Nigerian politician has property and family in UK, but they can’t give something as basic as Electricity Shame

Ex-Petroleum Minister, Diezani spotted in UK, fully recovered from canc£r.

@Eazzikiss @_ellaru You tend to give more than you get. I won’t recommend for anyone

@astala276 @_ellaru How?

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

@Munalozy Most of my roommates became my friends, people are just wicked and try to play on your kindness

Don’t let your friend become your roommate. 😭

How to know a self cantered person? Their iPhone mute button is never ON, the keypad then continues to make noise in a quiet room

VIDEO: Cross River Government officials picked up street kids, all boys, tied them up like criminals and beat them with cutlass. Their offense was being homeless kids.

This woman that I refused to marry decided to send me a wedding video of her and her small husband today at 6 am 😭 Was I pained? Yes, a little bit, can’t lie 😂 But did I regret my decision? No!!!! The man even looks exactly like me, same shape and, same complexion 😂

@only1bangerlee As I see this one, e just hit me say girls really stupid oo 😩😂

9-5 babes cannot bag me 🫰💕

@de_dave__ @Nedumcity_ @GovDaveUmahi Ahhh... Oponu leleyii oo. Na your mama dem suppose flog, animal

@Nedumcity_ @GovDaveUmahi If he fire them for always coming late you go complain and if he punished them you will also complain..... The point is we are not honest in this country

Just a reminder that @GovDaveUmahi went for a project inspection & then instructed soldiers to flog civil servants who arrived late. Dave Umahi supervised the flogging himself. Tomorrow, he'll be rewarded with VP.

@Teeniiola E no dey hard to sabi dodoyo

See the moment the groom knelt down to give his wife food on wedding day and the m and everyone had to correct him that he’s a traditional man and he should never kneel for a woman

“Honey, Darling” to a stranger is subtle disrespect, especially in context like this ✌️

@NigeriaStories Based on report, this is not his first victim tho. But the issue is the ladies involved will never come outside to speak their truth until 10years has watered down the crime. 🤦🏽‍♂️

BREAKING: Abass Olalekan (Ola Kamara) NYSC LGI Abeokuta South who was accused of impregnating a NYSC corps member which lead to an abortion that lead to her loosing her life has been granted bail.

@DAMIADENUGA He said no shoemaker in Nigeria can reproduce the shoe, and she just validated that by saying the leather is truly hard to find. I support her tho, but I guess he’s right

The challenger has been challenged, is he really the best shoemaker in Nigeria, will he take the challenge???

@dammiedammie35 Pepsi’s stock 📈

So their cleric instructed them to bring Pepsi with them and present it with their prayer requests…. My question now is, what’ll happen to all these drinks 👀?