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(F3X) skincare, little things and a mind that never rests 🐈⬛🩰
Katılım Ağustos 2022
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@yahnamanyajuga_ mau sedih juga gapapa. wajar banget. aku berdoa kmu dapat rejeki yang lebih baik dari pekerjaanmu sebelumnya. istirahat dulu, ikhlaskan dulu.
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How to tell what phase of life a girl is in:
Posting thirst traps = recently single
Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her
She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am
If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is)
If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up
If she suddenly stops posting = new man
If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis
If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How to tell what phase of life a guy is in: If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally If he moved to Austin/Miami, NYC defeated him If he suddenly got into watches, he’s doing well at his job and that’s his priority in life If he’s posting jazz bars and espresso martinis, he’s obsessed with his ex and wants her attention If he suddenly stops tweeting/posting, definitely a new girlfriend If he bought a pickleball paddle, his life peaked 6 months ago. Cooked If he’s doing Hyrox, he thinks he’s better than everyone else, but isn’t
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Om tante, anak bujang mamat hari ini 12 taun pas. Mohon do'a terbaik yes...
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@thunderthieff kita memang perlu sesuatu untuk dikejar biar semangat, biar lebih serius.
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@unmagnetism udah saatnya nyari admin un. biar dm ada yg balas 25 jam
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dulu sekolah di SMA favorit (kata orang-orang). suatu ketika mau ada rapat pleno. jauh-jauh hari merencanakan mau main sama anak-anak sekolah lain, krn di sekolah mereka katanya pulang lbh awal ketika rapat pleno. ternyata aku kena prank, alias sekolahku tetep pelajaran sampai jam 02.45 😭😭😭 gagal mainp
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Dulu pas SMP sekolah ane paling beda dari sekolah lain 😭
Temen-temen: “Bro nongkrong malem minggu yuk”
Ane: “Gabisa bro, besok masuk”
Mereka: “Lah emang liburnya kapan?”
Ane: “Jumat 🗿”
Jadi tiap malem jumat ane yang keluyuran sendiri kayak manusia beda server.🤣
Kalau kalian gimana nderr?
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bapaknya bejat banget. otak udang, ngelebihin binatang. kasian banget adeeek. tapi salut banget si adek tetep bisa ceritain dengan baik dan runtut. arggh hatiku 😭
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💚 TW // PELECEHAN Gakuat dengerin cerita adeknya, Gila najis cuihhh bgt bapaknya, Bukan cuma ngelecehin tapi nyiksa juga, Sampe badannya biru2, Sampe adeknya kepengen bapaknya mati membusuk dipenjara.
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@tanyarlfes kok bisa setega itu bapaknya. apa yang ada di pikirannya...
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💚 TW // PELECEHAN
Gakuat dengerin cerita adeknya, Gila najis cuihhh bgt bapaknya, Bukan cuma ngelecehin tapi nyiksa juga, Sampe badannya biru2, Sampe adeknya kepengen bapaknya mati membusuk dipenjara.
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Hewan hewan apa yang gede?
"Gajah"
Yang kecil?
"Gaji lu!"
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