AstrallyProjectedAutism

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.

@RealHickory LMFAOO

Democrats just lost the midterms!

🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.

I'm getting reports that RFK Jr was seen dragging the body into his station wagon

Cole Allen

@reddit_lies Because that shit looked staged as fuck. How you do manage to get multiple guns through that many levels of security.

So you’re telling me this dude had a shotgun and multiple knives and somehow made it through the front door? No security before the metal detectors huh? Stager staged staged

Have they blamed it on Iran yet?!

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

This was 100% stages event because the right is losing support from all sides. Watch these idiots fall for it again.

@LucasSa56947288 Very staged

Question! Do you think the WH correspondent dinner was a fake staged assassination attempt? (A: Yes (B: No

what would you throw to him ??

@RossKneeDeep Failure traitor

What do you see?

@CrookeJenkins @hasanthehun Lol’d so hard at this. It’s a parody page people

As District Attorney of San Francisco, it is my solemn duty to safeguard this city for its people and posterity. If Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) enters San Francisco city limits, he will be immediately arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

A Statement from GameStop

@Dexerto 60$ for a remastered game from like 2013 smh. I loved black flag but that’s pretty crazy

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced will launch on July 9 2026 and cost $59.99 - Rebuilt from the ground up - Reworked “modern” combat system - Deeper underwater exploration - Three new officers and questlines

@tedlieu @HaveFunWorkHar1 @WhiteHouse “No” holy based

@HaveFunWorkHar1 @WhiteHouse No

Dear @WhiteHouse: I’m Chinese American. I read donald trump’s racist post below. Please tell donald trump I said fuck you. See you in November.

Reminder that President Trump was a star athlete before pursuing a career in real estate. Had President Trump decided to focus on athletics, there is no doubt we would have watched him walk across the NFL Draft stage on a night like tonight. America is lucky he picked us.

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.