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I GET TO SEE HALSEY FOR MY 16TH BIRTHDAY IM SO HAPPYU

if we really are getting a iichliwp sister album i’m going be to so insufferable and i’m not even sorry

🚨 NEW: At a Super Bowl LX pre-game concert in San Francisco, Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong used his set to call out politics and the Epstein files — including altering lyrics to say “the representative from Epstein Island has the floor.” He also urged ICE agents to quit their jobs, directly criticizing Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Kristi Noem, and others.

REMINDER: If you’re an average punter and the authorities find evidence you’re watching BBC services without a TV licence they’ll fine you £1000 and take you to court but if they find evidence that you’re a billionaire that’s part of a paedophile ring they’ll take no action

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

Keir Starmer fucked up. He should probabaly resign. But, oh my god, where is the talk about Nigel Farage being in THE FUCKING FILES! We’re talking millions of files that speak of pedophilia, murder and corruption. The one man who goes down for this CANNOT be a man not in them!!

this is genuinely the funniest doctor who tweet of all time.

Hi mate @piersmorgan

Young people may not know this but there was a time when the internet had thousands of quirky, informative websites, when you could spend hours browsing and come away smarter rather than dumber. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.

i was born in the right generation i can’t believe we get to watch dan and phil be happy and in love

i found a phampshade

"you took his first name!" sounds so much more romantic to me (and dan knows it)

oo yeah

You have never been to Manchester

Look like there in a gaf in fallowfield

sword swallowed WHILE body suspending. Had to do it to nightmare @halsey 🖤🥺

Every. Single. Time

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

If you're 13 right now here's what you should do: Spend all your time reading philosophy, sci fi, poetry, and history. Go to museums and look at every damn thing in there. Watch all the classic films and maybe every single movie made in the 90s. Learn how to write prose, document your thoughts and observations as thoroughly as you can. Go outside, play sports, learn how to play an instrument. Paint. Listen to all kinds of music. Live life as humanly as you possibly can, and bring that love and energy back to whatever it is you decide to do in the future.

except they don't have a word for pond because the only water in the forest is the river