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@Old_But_Gold50s Okay, VERY impressed with the bird, but who the hell was the performer??? She was GREAT!

The parrot’s performance even has a natural vibrato—absolutely brilliant! Bravo!!! 😂😂❤️❤️

@SenAdamSchiff One SIMPLE question: Assuming we actually win, WHAT do we get out of it? WE—the average American people?

Trump says he needs another $200,000,000,000 for his war. Not for health care. Not for housing. Not for education. Instead, he's asking every family to chip in $1,400 to keep bombing Iran.

🚨: Scientists may have severely miscalculated how many humans are on Earth, official research revealed.

@RapidResponse47 @RealTomHoman Well, boo-fuckin'-hoo, Homan! If ICE was a REAL law enforcement agency and not a load of thugs with partial legal immunity who are too AFRAID to show their fat faces to the public, then they'd get the support and respect you'd like to see. But THAT'S NEVER going to happen!

.@RealTomHoman sets the record straight for Margaret Brennan: "The DEMOCRATS shut down DHS. They [voted to] shut down DHS because they simply won't fund DHS — because they want to change ICE policies so that ICE is less effective in the interior."

Residents that had their homes burn down by the Eaton Fire during the Pacific Palisades fires are now receiving water bills from the city One resident hasn’t been there in a year, the property is so burned the meter doesn’t even exist anymore, but they’re getting bills “This is ridiculous. How can they charge us for something that we don't have? We haven't used water in over a year — this is something that is outrageous” “So you don't even have a meter still on this property?” “No, there's nothing. It was, it was right here on the side of the house” Yet they’re being sent bills…..

@realtrumpstein Snopes says "nope," White House never said this. For context, I'm 100% no fan of Trump or his devil spawn. I just perfer when we work with the facts.

The White House says Barron Trump is “too tall” at 6'9" for military service. David Robinson was 7'1" and put his NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy. Height clearly wasn’t an excuse then and it isn’t now.

Taking credit for other peoples work is what republicans do.

@princesanggano Great! Gimme the coke, you keep the rest.

The coke ruined it

@InternetH0F youtu.be/-Qylhk6jsT0?si…

This is an ad for "The Gun Bed," a bed frame designed for home defense with a hidden compartment in the headboard that allows quick and secure access to a firearm.

@RapidResponse47 @DHSgov @RealTomHoman "ICE is enforcing laws they enacted." NOBODY enacted laws for ICE to deport native born Americans, to shoot innocent American citizens to death in the streets, to run people over with their cars or to hide behind masks like the criminals that they are!

"President Trump wants the entire @DHSgov funded," says @RealTomHoman. "They're holding the department hostage because they don't like what ICE is doing — and ICE is enforcing laws they enacted."

@joeroganhq Johnson is a mouthpiece for Trump who is at the heart of the problem. Senate had a bill that would fund the TSA. HARD STOP. The HOUSE REPUBLICANS refused the bill, FLAT OUT, because it did not include any provision for ICE to continue in their lawless ways. LOOK AT THE FACTS!

Reporter: "The American people are just sick and tired of every one of you, both Republicans and Democrats, come to this podium and blame the other side. People have been standing in lines three, four, five hours at a time."

@FLCons While I appreciate your thinking, FREE is FREE!

So apparently there's a place called Big Texan Steak Ranch, Amarillo, Texas where they'll slap down a 4 and a half lbs (72 oz) slab of steak, a baked potato, some salad, dinner roll and shrimp and if you can eat it in an hour - it's free. I dunno, does that sheet of steak look good to you? Anyone know what cut it's supposed to be? For me, give me a couple of those smaller steaks he's got on the grill beside it. I'll take Ribeyes, or T-bone instead, any day. What say you?

Imagine your biggest geopolitical enemy looking at your leadership and saying: “Don’t touch him. He’s doing more damage than we ever could.” Let that sink in.

@Geniustechw Absolutley nuts. Wish there were a LOT more like her.

What is this dance move actually called??

@Thebestfigen Still middle class priviledge, but it really beats watching a young adult throw a tantrum over the color of their brand new BMW.

Raising a child who gets so excited about owning a 20-year-old Toyota Corolla is a job well done.

@Jamesrus42 Could be he's already selecting the supporting cast (AKA the soon to be dearly departed).

Do you think Trump will stage another phony assassination attempt be the midterms?

@lucyshow11 🎶🤔youtu.be/9H6bdSXBavI?si…

Did ABBA have any bad songs? What was your favorite? I actually really liked Fernando🔥🎶

@RepLuna "...people who have been useless and failed to do anything..." Hm. Wondering what YOU'VE done, lately, Luna. 🤔

It appears there are some very angry, low-IQ members of Congress who seem to think the State Department did not approve travel for peace talks regarding Russia. These are the same people who have been useless and failed to do anything—especially when it comes to actual peace negotiations. Dems, to answer your question: while you were sending taxpayer dollars to fund Ukraine, who then turned around and sent that money to Joe Biden’s reelection campaign (which failed), this administration, and yes, members of Congress including myself, are working toward a peace deal. You can come talk to me on the floor (which you won’t, because you’re cowards), or complain to reporters. Either way, you’re on the losing side of history. I will 1000% back peace efforts.

@GeneralMCNews "The Center on Conscience & War reported its phone is 'ringing off the hook' with queries from Marines and other military personnel seeking to file conscientious objector claims as the conflict against Iran intensifies." First time, ever, I'd react like this, but—hell, yes!

BREAKING: U.S. Marines are filing emergency conscientious objector claims in an effort to avoid deployment in the ongoing war against Iran.

@mak_aura Seriously, the city should buy them out, raze the property and put in a bunch of crash barrels.

why tf the homeowners ain’t move yet???