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Gonna tell my kids this was the Real Slim Shady

Ooooh! Take it easy over there Chew Toy, we ain’t going to no galaxy far far away. I told ya, I live in New Jersey!

You just know there was a steamy night between Jaromir Jagr and a redheaded redneck woman 23 years ago.

Grandma takes you to a baseball game and something happens that you will remember for the rest of your life ❤️

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

On this day in 2011, Wiz Khalifa released 'Rolling Papers' 🍃

On this day in 2019, Ryan Cline splashed 7️⃣ threes in a thrilling win over Tennessee 🚂 #MarchMadness

Boiler up

I want to shout out CJ cox. Playing on a team that starts 4 seniors…he is underclassmen who always steps up, always hit the big shot, and always is calm cool and collected. His value is commonly overlooked on this team of stars. And last night he played 30+ minutes on a bad knee, and we would not have won that game without him. Thank you CJ. Purdue owes you and I cannot wait to see your stardom grow next season and the following season once you are THE GUY!

Last time Purdue and Texas met in #MarchMadness in 2022, a Sweet 16 berth was on the line 👀 This time, it will be a spot in the Elite 8 up for grabs when the Boilermakers and Longhorns battle ⚔️

#WOW! These two came up BIG LEAGUE… AGAIN!! @CJCox_2 Kept us in it the last three minutes of the first half; and his running mate CicarriHarris Help finished the deal at BOTH ends of the floor when CJ got hurt! Praying for a strong, quick & full recovery for CJ!🙏🏾@BoilerBall

Pizza roll couch here

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

Tim Dillon on America as a "moral black hole": "We do deserve everything we get as a country." "The suburban American has a bloodlust that is absolutely insatiable." "The common person is... unfortunately... culpable... [like] the people cheering on this war in Iran." "We're a sexless country, we're a joyless country, our only joy is in exporting violence. It is the only thing that unites people and gets them excited... and they don't care that we bombed a school of Iranian children... [these people are] a moral black hole... there is no morality. They're amoral." "I don't know how much of it can be blamed on outside forces or even these billionaires, who we know are evil."

The people who are $36 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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@XXL Premeditated murder

🗣️ WHAT J. COLE SONG MADE YOU A FAN? 🗣️ We asked and rap fans answered 👀

Why do we have to watch this

With a week to reflect, I’m convinced this was the greatest moment in sports history. A 2-star recruit leads the worst program ever to a national championship, beats his hometown team that wouldn’t let him walk on, and finishes it by running over the same guy who knocked him out the year before, with his mother battling MS watching from the stands. If it was a Disney movie, you’d say it was too much.