Maybe: Meagan

I FINISHED MY FINALS LETS GOOOOOO (I had a panic attack last naught and had to call out of work)

Whatever you’re going through I promise it’s better than your dog destroying your diva cup. Yes. It was boiled clean. No. It was not within reach.

Social media killed the need for a high school reunion. I already seen your kids faces and yes I'm aware Jay went back to jail

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

I’m going to be honest, the last 4 times I’ve filled up my gas tank, I thought about many things. None of those things were sharing a bathroom with a trans person, a mom buying soda with her SNAP or whether the guy in front of me in line was documented.

rachel zegler referencing the execution of lady jane grey who was wrongfully scapegoated and executed when she was just a teen girl, thinking thoughts-

I know I’m 22 years late but my god could no one have warned me about the SATC finale

Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

girl it’s the met gala we really don’t give a fuck

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

The cousin group chat: we only ever see Brendan at the local dive bar My brother Brendan:

No one: Carrie Bradshaw for the first three seasons:

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

kate hudson's tribute to how to lose a guy in 10 days in running point 💛

It’s so chic to have books just everywhere. In every single room. Piles of books.

Hang it in the Louvre.

My son just went outside to find Pokémon. The kids are alright.

Me when I listen to Noah Kahan album

If there’s a planet where @fibulaa could see this during his doom scroll… I desperately need you to finish DTF STL because boy did it do… something. I finished it, went directly to bed, complete silence.