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@GeneralMCNews I’m sure she’s been 💩ing her pants a lot here lately. 🤡 show

BREAKING: Pam Bondi has suffered a medical emergency and has withdrawn from her scheduled appearance at CPAC’s anti-trafficking summit.

@TRUMP_ARMY_ TACO!!

🚨BREAKING: President Trump has dropped a bombshell: the Department of Justice is launching a full-scale investigation into the shadowy figures bankrolling the Los Angeles rioters. "Somebody's financing it. We're gonna find out through Pam Bondi and Department of Justice."

@McCabe1126 @joncoopertweets You’re a fucking asshole. Hope karma finds you.

@joncoopertweets Breaking news…Doctors during an examination found a nodule on Biden’s prostate gland …under further examination it has been determined that it is a clump brain tissue …which now confirms that he basically had his head up his ass for the last four years in office 🤣🤪😱

Just imagine for a second how the media would have reacted if President Biden had dozed off like this.

@rooster_ohio @texfischer And people from Ohio consider themselves tough. Yeah ok 😂😂

@RealSkipBayless STFU

I’M SO SICKENED AND I’M SO SADDENED OVER WHAT THIS LEAGUE JUST DID TO SHEDEUR

@arielhelwani It’s called greed. The UFC has been watered down for years. Things started going downhill couple years after UFC 100. Since the Fertitta brothers sold it’s been really bad.

Make no mistake about it, this is a nightmare situation for the UFC. This furthers their star issue. Props to Ankalaev, but Alex Pereira is, arguably, the most popular active fighter in the UFC.

@8randon9ohnson @LeadingReport @HouseGOP The irony in this…

@LeadingReport Biden was an illegitimate president, the 2020 election was stolen. How can they order fraudulent payment to unknown entities? Congress should file articles of impeachment on these corrupt Marxist judges. @housegop

BREAKING: Supreme Court has ruled that President Trump must unfreeze $1.9 billion in foreign USAID payments.

@Etsy why can I buy Nintendo games on Etsy? How is your site any different than a garage sale? Corporate greed maybe?

@darth__doge @aletweetsnews We’re not that lucky.

Webcam at the Kennedy Center caught an explosion mid-air across the Potomac.

@SAL23NYC @AdamSchefter Sure. Just like everyone does with Eric Dickersons record. 🙄

@AdamSchefter He’s awesome , no doubt. But is no one gonna mention the extra game it took?

The only reason the Buccaneers were trying to get the football to Mike Evans.

Our Country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the World! This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS, with weak, ineffective, and virtually nonexistent leadership. The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME, rather than focusing on protecting Americans from the outside and inside violent SCUM that has infiltrated all aspects of our government, and our Nation itself. Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country. The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late. The USA is breaking down - A violent erosion of Safety, National Security, and Democracy is taking place all across our Nation. Only strength and powerful leadership will stop it. See you on January 20th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

@FrankLogue7524 @AdamSchefter Unless you’re a billionaire his policies aren’t going to benefit you either. Elon’s in charge anyway.

@AdamSchefter So my taxpayer dollars are going to pay for the Washington Communist’s new stadium…. And you wonder why we voted Trump in office.

A wild turn of events: the bill passed.

@PayPal I’m sure this will help growth, assholes.

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@StevePhillipsGM Surprised that you spent over three times the amount of time talking about a possible extension for Luis Arraez than you did the series deciding game on Saturday that had a Grand Slam against the Cy Young winner during 1st 2+ hours of your show. C’mon man 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@_Sociat Weirdo

@kevingillman9 @MandyBell02 @CleGuardians Not at all. Completely dry. Reporting from my couch in Oklahoma. 🤨

@MandyBell02 @CleGuardians Is it still raining?

The Astros/Guardians game is in a delay. The teams will revisit in an hour to determine if this will happen.

@libsoftiktok So that’s the reason Donald Dump brought up the conspiracy about immigrants and peoples pets…😂🙄

So it turns out the totally unbiased ABC moderator Linsey Davis and Kamala Harris are sorority sisters! Interesting

@JoeZykan @realDonaldTrump You mean like this?…🙄

@realDonaldTrump IT’S TIME TO BACK THE BLUE 👊🏼🇺🇸 #TrumpOnX

@LeadingReport Can we please let Texas break away from the Union so they can deal with their own bullshit themselves. Bye bye 👋

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has signed an executive order forcing public hospitals in the state to document patients’ immigration status so the cost of illegal aliens in the healthcare system can be calculated and billed to the federal government.

@EricTrump It’s always about money with you people. I hope your family loses every fucking dime you have to lawsuits. Karma’s real you dumb piece of shit. SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! ✊

It's disappointing that after decades of unwavering love, support, golf memberships, family vacations and millions of dollars in support for his wonderful son, Fred Trump has decided to 'cash in' less than a 100 days before an election. I have signed the checks and witnessed first-hand as my father, and our family, has provided endless financial support so that Fred’s son could receive the best possible medical care. To read this garbage and see that he has now followed his troubled sister simply earn a quick buck is disgusting, disheartening and a prime example of 'no good deed goes unpunished'.