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@dogmoder Am I crazy or is that a Fernie sweater?

found this thing and it hasn't let go, am i in danger ? is this healthy? are there any scientists that can tell me what this creature is?

@bloodwovensilk It's so that she can fit into the party mechanic. Obviously paladin would make more sense but that isn't a creature type in magic

my husband seethes over this card not because it’s her EA design but because her creature type is elf cleric

@sofymellow @Dimememem > "2D Art assignment" > "No games made in the last 5 years" Not to mention it's clearly a list of POPULAR games

@atomass114 @Dimememem please enlighten me about why do you have that impression

List of videogames we are banned from talking about in my 2D Art assignmet for my gamedev course

@sofymellow @Dimememem So you didn't read the post at ALL, hey?

@Dimememem im surprised cruelty squad isn't on the list

@ugotpauld @wzrdnx Well at least both players had no idea what they were doing

@wzrdnx "pay 1, sacrifice ember hauler to kill your guy" "oh yeah, in response, i doom blade the ember hauler" "hmm, oh wait, in response i pay 1, sacrifice ember hauler to kill your guy"

it's real hater hours, so I want to know: what's the WEIRDEST or WORST misunderstanding of Magic's rules that you've encountered in the wild? whether it was at an LGS, a kitchen table hangout, a big convention, wherever?

i yearn for a girlfriend who makes me my morning coffee and laces it with a ridiculous amount of THC without telling me, so i sit down to get some work done, and two hours later i very faintly realize i'm eating my lunch from a dog bowl while my owner praises me and jerks me off

@givmestinkygirl Smug grin into lip bite into starting to get a little disgusted by their own smell

What's your favorite farting expression?

It's getting a little too easy to touch myself in my office...

@SmellySylva And any other thoughts, by the sound of it 😵‍💫

post con depression really sucks... but a skunk in your room filling the air with mind fogging fumes might help those thoughts go away~ #fartfetish #eproctophilia

@Milkabyss Still crazy to me. I've got to try ts

cant thank estrogen because fat redistro hasnt kicked in 🤫

Ive lost fat and yet when I wear my old ripped skinny jeans they hardly fit anymore.. Thank you gym and spamming chicken breast.. you saved me from being a skeleton femboy

@puppy_dawg_paws I've achieved a similar effect with a box of condoms

i’ve had an empty cigarette pack in my car for two years to prank my father (i have asthma and can’t smoke) and ever since i put it in here he’s stopped being nosy. did i discover black magic.

@AudioEve Haha that's so funny can you uh, can you make one where I'm stinky and you're making fun of me for it...

Wait a minute…

@Gwybslop Please ease please PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE

imagine fucking a boy here and then you both cuddle every single day here

@Milkabyss Holy fuck

Please remember to lift today!

@puppy_dawg_paws Um, sorry, that's not my card...

imagine i’m eating your pussy and stick my tongue up there and pull out a playing card (queen of hearts btw)

@huggopeacelove Yess

YWTTTPS?

@puppy_dawg_paws (with rizz) could I have it please?

@atomass114 i just have it lowkey

@CocoStinks Me next

my skunk crushing his victims

Freezies were how I learned to suck dick so well