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Anirudh Atyanand

@atyanand

Corporate lawyer || Globetrotter || Liverpool FC fan || Philosophy, photography, puns || Alum: @nlsiuofficial || Personal opinions posted

Bengaluru, India Katılım Nisan 2010
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Guardiola has won 3 league titles (4th nearly there) with City. He took over a club that had won leagues under Mancini and Pellegrini, and had already had hundreds of millions invested in the squad. He inherited the likes of Aguero, De Bruyne, Kompany, Sterling and Gundogan (1/n)
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Wirtz was the one big signing we needed. Kerkez coz Robbo was ageing. Leoni was a smart buy, he just got super unlucky. Kelleher was the only one we needed to sell, coz he deserved to be a starting keeper somewhere.
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My opinion: #LFC focused the big transfer money on the wrong players. We needed to replace Trent and Jota, add some steel to the midfield, and sign a creative player. Isak and Ekitike were vanity signings that forced us to sell several league winners who played with heart.
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When the "clear daylight" offside rule comes in, it will make things infinitely worse. Defenders will sit even deeper. Set piece specialist teams will perfect the art of beating that rule. VAR will take even longer to decide. Goodbye, beautiful game. Welcome, American football.
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Just to be clear, it isn't just Arsenal. They're just the most talked-about, but there are bigger culprits. Thump the ball in the air. Wrestle while both attacking & defending set pieces. Cynical fouls in midfield. Intent is to stop the opposition, not play the game yourself.
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No surprise that the Premier League has become all about "set piece balance". Refereeing being as inconsistent as it is, especially regarding fouls, and VAR eating up minutes every time, no wonder teams need to focus on start-stop football and maximising on dead-ball excellence.
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The math is stacked in favour of playing conservatively. You're bound to get a soft foul most times. Or your first attacking move will get you a corner. Ref and VAR take ages to get play started again. Might as well throw all your eggs into perfecting those situations.
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And why not? It's 50:50 whether the ref calls you out or not, with incidents within the same game not setting any precedent. And even after that, there's VAR, which is again 50:50. You'd rather take your chances with physical aggression than letting your opponent play.
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Why does the emergency broadcast message have a speaker with a Russian accent? #ndma
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@DanDeFiEd I've experienced both and I can fully endorse the authenticity of this description 😁 But it's also not fair to compare Italian espresso with Starbucks/similar ditchwater.
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Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied. In Italy: - Walk into a bar and look at the guy - Un caffe - 30 seconds later it’s ready - Shoot it - Leave €1 - Walk out In the US: - Join a line - Wait - Order coffee - Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it? - $12.34 - Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip - Tap phone - ask where to send the invoice - Wait again on a different line - Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine - get the coffee - too hot, can't drink it - finally at temperature taste like shit
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Put aside the obscure vocabulary, as also that he's in the wrong party, and Tharoor is one of the sharpest leaders we have. Even on this issue, he's 100% right. Calls out the underhanded manner of it all. He's been fair on other issues too, even if it's against his party's line.
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#WATCH | On the Constitution (131st Amendment) Bill failed to pass in the Lok Sabha, Congress MP Shashi Tharoor says, "We are not against women. We are ready to support women's reservation even today. But we have opposed this. Why are you entangling the delimitation in this? Delimitation is a different matter and involves very serious questions that deserve a serious discussion... Implement women's reservation immediately, separate it, do it in the current Parliament session, and the delimitation issue will be discussed after serious discussion."

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Needed a second laptop at work because the damn DSC token will not work on a MacBook. Windows laptop took 6 min to start up, 2 hr to install stuff and 8 min to finish running all startup background apps. Even after that, it's so so slow. Best decision ever to switch to a MacBook.
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The FTI-TTP e-Gates for international departures and arrivals are just awesome! 30 seconds is all it took. Had taken me less than 5 minutes to complete the biometrics and registration the last time. Strongly encourage more people to use this! @PIBHomeAffairs @MEABharat
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Does the dreaded C-word suit New Zealand more than South Africa? In 2015, 2019 and 2026, they looked in pristine form before they just disintegrated.
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As entertaining as #INDvsENG was, it was yet another indication at the slow death of the game. Flat deck, heavy bats, 60 mtr boundaries. The deciding factor was not tactics or skills, but one bowler who didn't get smashed around. Sign of the times, I guess, but the game suffers.
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Sums it up for me, too. Earlier, I would do what it takes to stay awake for 1.30am kickoffs. Now, I'm barely motivated to watch 9pm games on Sundays coz I'd rather be fresh for work on Monday. I survived through Hogdson and latter Rodgers, but this season is killing my love.
𝗔𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘 ⚡︎@anfieldforge

Something I’ve noticed about myself this season: I’m constantly on my phone while Liverpool are playing. Not the occasional glance either, proper second screen behaviour. Match on the tv, phone in hand, scrolling while the game carries on in the background. And every week I end up asking myself the same question: what’s going on here? Have I suddenly developed ADHD? Has years of short form content and endless scrolling completely destroyed my attention span, or more worryingly, am I starting to fall out of love with football? Because it definitely didn’t used to be like this. I could sit through a dull 0–0 years ago and still be completely locked in. Every phase of play felt like it mattered, every attack carried a bit of tension, and even when nothing was happening it still felt like something might happen. Now I sit down with every intention of properly watching the match. Phone down next to me. Five minutes later I’m somehow halfway through a video about someone restoring a lawnmower from the 1980s. I look back up and realise I’ve missed several minutes of football, yet the game seems to be exactly where it was before. Centre back to full back. Back inside. Across the back line. Back to the goalkeeper. Switch sides. Reset. By the time we finally reach the edge of the box my attention has already drifted somewhere else. And that’s when the other thought creeps in. Maybe it’s not my brain. Maybe it’s not TikTok or shrinking attention spans. Maybe I still love football exactly the same as I always have. Maybe Liverpool are just a bit boring to watch this season. Everything feels very controlled, very safe, very calculated. Lots of possession, lots of recycling the ball, lots of patient build up but not always much urgency or unpredictability. It can feel like we’re carefully managing a game rather than actually grabbing hold of it.

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